ChristophZombie

Emphasis on Friendly! Some might even say "Former" Purple People Eater!

We love the older cards and the freedom and brew possibilities the format provides. Display your favorite format preferences proudly!

We love the older cards and the freedom and brew possibilities the format provides. Display your favorite format preferences proudly!

The Front of the T Shirt has a Swampy Skull while the Back proclaims your love of the darkness with the phrase "Once you go Mono-Black you never go back!" If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Sick of playing against people with the same deck time and time again? Miss playing new and interesting brews? Show your disdain for this lowly Magic phenomenon. If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Sick of playing against people with the same deck time and time again? Miss playing new and interesting brews? Show your disdain for this lowly Magic phenomenon If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Giant Angry Beasts Stomp the Land and Riot... with Haste! If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Not just any Mountain range. This is the most Aggressive, Goblin Filled Mountain Range Ever! Absolutely filled with Hasty Boys. Release your Rage!. Mono-Red Players Represent! If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Not just any Skull. This is the Swampiest, Blackest Skull ever! Embrace your dark side. Mono-Black Players Represent! If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Pretend like you care about sports with this Magic the Gathering Selesnya Bears T Shirt. No one will know unless they are players themselves! If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Let them know you are always ready with a response! As a Control Player you always need to be prepared for any situation that arises. Sometimes that just means looking like you have something in hand to play! Counter their snarky remarks and smirky faces with style and humor! If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Are you or someone you know and care about a victim of a Blue Control Player? Maybe you are that Blue Bully and just want to rub it in? Either way this "Smiley/Emoji" says it all without needing to say anything! If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

say your prayers, take your vitamins!

Sarmville - where we juice the animals, not the oranges!

If Mana Ramp is the order of the day, then this means Elves! Embrace your inner Mana-Dork and show it some love! If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Open the graves! If you LOVE Magic the Gathering, please check out my other Magic Themed designs by clicking on the ChristophZombie link above!

Oh, The Humanity. The Manatees are Attacking us... with Cuteness! manatee, oh the humanity, huge, most muscular, bodybuilding, pink, cute, cartoon, swole, muscle, funny, pun, punny, humorous, joke, play on words, aquatic, sea mammal, sea animal, sea cow, sirenia, dugong, flexing, flex

The Octosnob is the snobiest of all gods creatures

You know it. The 80s Rocked. Full of Potential, Fun and Excitement.