Church of Robot

Man. I should have wore ISO approved glasses, or made like a pinhole projector or something.

Wait... what?

C'mon down to the Chicken Bacon Ranch! Rustle and wrangle up some crispy bacon and saddle up on one of our prize chickens.

Taste the goodness of the biscuit

Get it? 8 p's!

Hi, I'm Elong Musk

Sandworms... You hate em right? I hate em, myself!

EGG

Robber is bad crook!

For the late night spell casters to illuminate their parchments and tinctures.

Look, when everyone else in your town starts joing the Esoteric Order of Dagon, you have to keep up with the Joneses. Once Bertram started growing gills and his new daughter was half sea anemone you know it's time to swallow your pride.

This herd of skulls and bones are pathogens that lead to being badass. Germ theory did not count on infections of not giving a damn about the man.

Melt

She looks down at the city as the other androids toil.

This isn't the typical "Creepy" clown like, Pennywise. This guy's just like.... a real creep. He'll sit next to you in an otherwise empty bus. He'll watch you while you're eating noodles in a crowded restaurant. He's also the first Creep in my coloring book: Creepy Creature Coloring Collection available on Amazon. wink wink go buy it.

This ORC! ORC slash. Orc Bash. You wear. Wear ORC!

A peek behind the mask may be more horrific than the mask itself.

Leonard Rockstein, also know as Dr. Rockzo was the front man of Glam-Rock band, Zazz Blammymatazz. He does bad things.

Yar and Shiver me timbers! This Christmas show your ill intent with this play on the classic skull and crossbones with a holiday twist!

You don't go to the Noooooorth Pole, with me.

I'll get you, my pretty

Buy this shirt you nerd! You know you like Christmas Warriors like Santa the Barbarian!

Santa is metal

Jeff's just roasting on an open fire.....

This year put a little something different in your stocking: PURE TERROR

Running as fast as you can, you apparently CAN catch me

The Classic Yellow and Red for the 80's and 90's kids!

A Christmas shirt for the 80's and 90's kid who grew up with the masterpiece on Saturday mornings featuring a dude with eye lasers, a claw snikting anti hero, a powerful red-headed telepath, and woman who can BEND THE WEATHER TO HER WILL

You've heard of Elf on the Shelf, well here's the Doll on the Wall, a voodoo doll impaled into a wall on a candy cane!!

This is when the devil stumbled upon the corpse of Santa and put on his coat as a goof inadvertently becoming the new Santa.

When the flesh melts away because boys and girls stop believing, St. Nick will search every home around the world for new skin to call his own.

You know it's the best type of movie. If it isn't your favorite, it should be. Watch a horror movie every day.

Listen, Suzie needs a little time to unwind and anyone who says different had better be careful. Blended cocktails make for a delicious treat after a long day of abuse from a pig husband who doesn't give a damn.

Who will be fattest bear?

This is Silly Pete, the goblin. Please give him a home. He's lost all his biscuits and stubbed his toe.

Pick up heavy stuff! Put it back down! Hit that PR with berserker rage!