Phil Tessier

Ashi, one of The Daughters of Aku; seven sisters raised by the High Priestess to assassinate Samurai Jack in season 5 of the Adult Swim cartoon Samurai Jack. Half Demon mask, half Ashi's real face.

First appearance — Episode XXIII: Jack versus Demongo, The Soul Collector. One of Aku's evil minions, and collector of the essence of warriors.

A beetle drone illustration from early seasons of the Adult Swim cartoon Samurai Jack. Developed by evil scientists for Aku, these standard infantry robots were often sent after Samurai Jack.

The Grand Galactic Inquisitor requests that you ignore him. Nothing to see here, move along etc.

The Grand Galactic Inquisitor from The Venture Bros. cartoon series. Season 2, episode "Twenty years to midnight". IGNORE ME!

It's H.E.L.P.eR. — the "Humanoid Electronic Lab Partner Robot" from the Adult Swim show The Venture Bros.

Show your love for the Adult Swim animated TV show "The Venture Bros." with this design featuring Hank and Dean Venture. Go Team Venture!

The Royal Flush. The best hand you can get in Texas Hold 'Em poker. Cartoon illustration of five playing cards making up an ace-high straight flush, also known as a Royal Flush.

This illustrated idiom features a big blue cartoon whale, to celebrate having a good time. It's the good times party whale… and they are having a WHALE of a time.

Naughty Elephants Squirt Water. A mnemonic devise for remembering compass directions: North, East South, West. Cartoon elephant squirting water to illustrate the memory aid.

Cute dinosaur illustration -- The Dapper-lodocus is the smartly dressed cousin to the more common Diplodocus. He likes to look good when he's out on the town, hence the bowtie and monocle. He still gets uptight about how you pronounce his name though.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A Fsh. Terrible dad joke illustrated, with a cartoon goldfish with no eyes, and the word 'Fsh' underneath.

Cartoon clouds illustrating that numbers 1-8 aren't all that. They're grey and sad. However, Cloud 9 is where's it's at. Smiling, happy face on cloud 9.

The Slow and Low Snail doesn't stress. He just keeps his head down and gets on with it. Vector illustration of a cartoon snail in the garden.

Happy trails to you and safe journey. May your path be free of obstacles, whether it's through the great outdoors, across a sprawling city, or simply down the road. Flat colour, black outline, simple forest illustration.

What's yellow and dangerous? Shark-infested custard… Dad jokes a'plenty for this literal design of a punch line.

Low-ri-der, drives a little slower… Graphic illustration of a Chevrolet Impala lowrider car.

Laptop and crossbones outline illustration, in gold. Laptop has a smiley face on screen. Bits and pieces of eight. A tenuous computer and pirate pun.

All drummers ever want to do is play. In a lot of cases drumming equals life. To celebrate that, here's a top-down/technical specification style illustration of a right-handed 4-piece drum kit. LEFT HANDED VERSION ALSO AVAILABLE.

All drummers ever want to do is play. In a lot of cases drumming equals life. To celebrate that, here's a top-down/technical specification style illustration of a left-handed 9-piece drum kit. RIGHT HANDED VERSION ALSO AVAILABLE.

All drummers ever want to do is play. In a lot of cases drumming equals life. To celebrate that, here's a top-down/technical specification style illustration of a right-handed 9-piece drum kit. LEFT HANDED VERSION ALSO AVAILABLE.

All drummers ever want to do is play. In a lot of cases drumming equals life. To celebrate that, here's a top-down/technical specification style illustration of a left-handed 4-piece drum kit. RIGHT HANDED VERSION ALSO AVAILABLE.

explain it to me so i understand. i can handle it. teach me the knowledge i need to survive. Cartoon illustration of an open book, and the words "Explain it to me like one of your French girls".

Don't forget to put the glass down. You shouldn't worry about how full or empty the glass is. Worry about your perception of how heavy it is. Then put it down. //graphic/vector illustration of a glass of water.

Marvellous life advice -- don't forget to be fabulous. A daily reminder to always be magnificent. The world needs more fabulous, and you're just the person to do it. Pink text on a gold star with a fantastic message: don't forget to be fabulous.

Clean lines do indeed equal good times. This design combines three basic geometric shapes (circle, triangle, square) and simple typography. It's suitable for anyone who can appreciate the benefits of a well made, well organised, tidy piece of artwork.

Text based drummer joke explaining that drummers are like mercenaries — they’ll play for anyone. Drum sticks bordering the words “didn’t like the song but learnt the drum part anyway”.

Today I will mostly be playing a country groove. Drum tab/sheet music for a basic country groove or 'Train Beat'. Drum notation for playing a drum beat.

Today I will mostly be playing a disco groove. Drum tab/sheet music for a basic disco groove. Drum notation for playing a drum beat.

Today I will mostly be playing a rock groove. Drum tab/sheet music for a basic rock groove. Drum notation for playing a drum beat.

Today I will mostly be playing a funk groove. Drum tab/sheet music for a basic funk groove. Drum notation for playing a drum beat.

A cartoon illustration of two ripe cherries and the pun "My Cherry Amour" as a slogan. For fans of misheard lyrics and music puns.

Celebrate your need to express yourself through the medium of dance. This design features the line "Think I'd better dance now", backed by a vinyl record, using bright electro colours. Inspired by 80s pop music.

1950s mid-century modern Americana motel sign, because if the universe is always expanding, then there’ll always be a vacancy.

An old time rocket ship illustration, ready for launch on the launchpad, ready for adventure. The night sky behind it awaits. Fly me to the moon…

If you're self aware enough to know you need coping mechanisms in certain situations, then be prepared for what may come by having your own crayons with you. It's helped me no end. // cartoon illustration of a box of crayons