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Best life advice ever... Don't work for scugholes! It's better that way. Trust us.

If you know, you know. Especially those that went through Hurricane Harvey in Houston, TX a few years back.

Save the hassle of trying to explain your krav tattoos to everyone you meet! (Those are bruises from training for those of you who aren't in the know). We wear our bruises as a badge of honor!

Now you can say what you want to say to your customers without having to actually say it! None of us want to start an onlyfans, but hey, bills gotta get paid!

Now you can say what you want to say to your customers without having to actually say it! None of us want to start an onlyfans, but hey, bills gotta get paid!

If they can't handle your shine, LET THEM BURN! Never dim your light for someone else!

We've all had those days... Deadlines are looming and time is pressing in, but ADHD strikes again and we get SQUIRRELED!

Want to tell the world exactly how you feel with a smile on your face? Go Old World with your curses and infest them with the fleas of one thousand camels!

HOLD! NO PAPER HANDS HERE. DIAMOND HANDS TO THE MOON!

APES. TOGETHER. STRONK. TO THE MOON!

Everyone has unfinished projects, but some of us are all-stars! We might as well embrace it!

Turn that lemon into a lemonade and use it to blow them all away!