You're *NOT* looking for a YES-MAN! Opinions matter. Opposing opinions matter even more. Tell them: Don't be redundant to me...

brb, be right back, beer, wine, bar, drink, night out, pee, piss, bathroom, toilet

You're are your max capacity. Time to excuse yourself and do what must be done. No point being discrete about it. Great design for a night out with your peeps.

Something got broken. Who's gonna save the day? Not that guy... You the man! But we must get the simpletons to clear the way. Go get'em...

It's the 3rd weekend in a row that you're delaying it. No one is going to do it for you, and your significant other is all over your case. And you still can't pick yourself up. Use this original design - it'll will be the uniform you need to get the job done!

You're hiking. You're jogging. You're touring the world. But you're growing tired. Soon enough, you're just a pile of bones moving along...

You know it. You speak it. STEM is your 2nd language - or even more likely - your 1st language. Let everybody know how they need to communicate with you - if they want your attention :)

Are you motivated? Is your body motivated? Are your employees motivated? Well - now's the time to send the message loud and clear. Give it to them strait.

A special I Love Hearts design which definitely merits: "How did no one think of this before"... Fits you perfectly, and will surely be the best original gift.

Hey! You're standing your ground on this one. You're not letting anyone change your mind. Take it or leave it! (My advice - take it...)

A tribute to the greatest detective of all times. Since 1887 we mortals were presented with the unearthly intellect and stone cold deductive reasoning of Sherlock Holmes. The least we can do is bask in his glory.

A tribute to the greatest detective of all times. Since 1887 we mortals were presented with the unearthly intellect and stone cold deductive reasoning of Sherlock Holmes. The least we can do is bask in his glory.

A tribute to the greatest detective of all times. Since 1887 we mortals were presented with the unearthly intellect and stone cold deductive reasoning of Sherlock Holmes. The least we can do is bask in his glory.

The very moto we live by. Work... Romance... Hobby... Alcohol(?)... Add this design to your wardrobe and wear it on days you need to remind yourself to go the extra mile. And gift it - to your friend that needs that loving reminder to get them going...

If you love New Zealand like we do, you'll immensely enjoy this design. It will take you back to that trip, that amazing trip, that changed your life. In some ways - you never left New Zealand. Kuro Fern design credit to: E. James Bowman.

If you love New Zealand like we do, you'll immensely enjoy this design. It will take you back to that trip, that amazing trip, that changed your life. In some ways - you never left New Zealand. Kuro Fern design credit to: E. James Bowman.

The big hangover is coming... Someone is going to need to take care or someone, so lets just get it out in the open. Wearing this shirt on St. Patrick's Day will get you all the praise you need. Fun time ahead.

You know your boss is going to love this design. Our advice - gift it just before you ask for a raise. All the other bosses are going to envy your boss and you get all the credit.

You know you're stuck when you try to tackle the whole world and the kitchen sink all at the same time. The perfect opportunity to slip on this design and concur your challenges!

You've reached the top. Almost. But you're not advancing any further my friend. For the BOSS is now upon you and you're in trouble. Muster up all you've got. You're go'na need it...

After so many years coding, one masters the art of regular expressions. There is nothing you can't parse the hell out of. In fact, if you can't regex it - it probably does not exist. Makes sense!

It's a well known fact: "Don't do today what you can do tomorrow". The very words we live by - never even knowing it. So now - it's time to share this design with the one that really needs to be aware... Don't postpone this lesson from Mr. Miyagi himself!

Just don't get in trouble wearing this design. Best worn to work and parties - guaranteed to grab attention from everyone. Get it for yourself first, and then as a gift for that special friend that needs to take it easy...

For those semi confrontational situations, this design may actually deescalate tensions, sprinkling humor all over a tense situation. Buy it for yourself, or get it as a great gift for your escalating friend.

The right of way is yours. You know it. They know it. They know you know it. But now it's out in the open. Grab this fun design and go jogging - It'll be a blast...

The perfect design for us basketball lovers. Any sport really. Wear it when you play. Wear it when you go to the game, or even when catching the game on TV. Gets everyone in the right mood!

Just in case we didn't understand what they want - now we know. Get this design to remind us of our role in the universe. Oh... and it will make for a great gift as well.

Busy schedule? Tired of being so polite? With this design you'll direct your conversation partner to get strait to the point. A great addition to your wardrobe and a super gift for your impatient friend.

We all wake up to such days - where this is just true. Spice up these days with this fun Avoid Them All designs. Buying it as a gift to that friend who is a "people person", is also a great idea!

The buildup is there... The suspense is intolerable... And then absolutely nothing happens. Well - Maybe it's for the best. Get this design for yourself or as the perfect gift, to get the conversation going!

You know this person. It could be you. It could be your friend. They are all heart, and waste no time on bull$#!%. All the rest is 50-50. An amazing gift that will last forever.