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What? You've never heard of Toby Dickelvörten? But he has the most badass superhero name of all? Who needs the likes of Billy Butcher or Peter Parker? When you could have Toby Dickelvörten? No way!

You know you're the master of table tennis. Ninja with the backhand. Now stake your claim for all to see. No point proving it on the table, when you can wear it instead.

Trust me, "Geishla" basically means Samurai Master. If you don't trust me, there's a similar design with the word "Samurai" instead. I get it. It's a bit weird. That's okay.

"90% Combed Ringspun Cotton 10% Life Fibers!"* (Yes, that makes it a One-Star GOKU Uniform.) Sporting the scissor blade and threads from the iconic opening sequence Life Fiber design, this T-shirt will make any No-Star Honnōji Academy member jealous. (This design works best on any lighter shirt due to the glow color around the fibers. See the Dark design for black and darker shirts.) *This is the fine print in the lower righthand corner.

"90% Combed Ringspun Cotton 10% Life Fibers!" (Yes, that makes it a One-Star GOKU Uniform!) Sporting the scissor blade and threads from the iconic opening sequence Life Fiber design, this T-shirt will make any No-Star Honnōji Academy member jealous. (This design works best on any darker shirt due to the glow color around the fibers. See the Light design for lighter shirts.)

If you drink whiskey, this is the one, bub. Aged with a mutant healing factor and a sharp yet smoky bite, Canadian Claw is a special X-Men branded eliXir that will do a good mutie lover proud. (Chase with beer.) [As seen in RAIN, a fan film about Storm.]