“Believe me. Just walk away and we will give you a safe passageway in the wastelands. Just walk away and there will be an end to the horror. We’ll see what happens. It’ll be huge. Trust me.”
You know, when you were a baby in your crib, your father looked down at you, he had but one hope - "Someday, my son will grow to be a man." Well look at you now... you just got whipped, by a bunch of nerds. NERDS! Well, if I was you, I'd do something about it. I would get up and redeem myself in the eyes of my father, my Maker, and my COACH!
In light of The Walt Disney Company's recent DMCA actions we offer this far superior alternative to all the Disney, Marvel, Star Wars, and Muppet designs once available.
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"In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer -the wealth, prestige and grandeur that comes only from beer."
-Gentleman Pabst