DavesTees

Spray bottles and vacuum cleaners have you down? Do you have PTSD from that elusive red light? You may be entitled to catpensation. Call MEOW!

Shield Maiden, last woman standing!

She seas you.

Part mermaid, part vampire. The ocean isn't safe! Fantasy art by David Ayala.

Mermaid in her natural habitat. Under the sea!

A cyborg mermaid created by some crazy mad scientist. Original digital art by myself.

"Nothing can defeat the penis!" - Xander Harris

Hot, but maybe a little bit psycho!

This shirt for metalheads only. Or maybe Barbie fans. Or metalheads who play with Barbies. Or people with a sense of humor. Is that you? \m/

Oi! You're all a bunch of right ____s!

What ever you do, don't be a hippotwatamus. Trust me.

Everything Hurts & I'm Dying. Yep.

Thank you for not tipping.

Moo?

Let everyone know you're not in this mood with this cool cow shirt!

May the beer be with you. And with me.

Isn't he just the cutest little zombee ever?

You were too cool for the underworld, right? So you left.

Sassy, classy, and a little bad assy!

This shirt will be a critical hit with your merry band of adventurers!

Don't push your luck with me, Karen.

I'd shank a bitch for you, right in the kidney. <3 Now that's love!

Beeware, it's the zombee!

Get that Tigers team outfitted and on the field with this spiffy Tiger design! GO Tigers!

Get that Whiplash team outfitted and on the field. GO Whiplash!

Get those Bulldogs outfitted and on the field with this spiffy Bulldogs logo. GO BULLDOGS!

Get that Explosion team outfitted and on the field with this spiffy design. GO EXPLOSION!

Get that Bombers team outfitted and on the field. Let's go BOMBERS!

It's time for sand and fan with this handsome Sandstorm Volleyball design. Set and spike, GO SANDSTORM!

Don't talk to me!

Get that Tigers team outfitted and on the field with this handsome design. GO Tigers!!!

"Is your idiot brain getting f****d by stupid?"

Hello There. What a pleasant greeting. To say to some eveil robot general bent on universal destruction.

Are you anti-social? Here's your t-shirt then.

Great idea for pranks and practical jokers! 1.) Place sticker on the paper towel dispenser in the public restroom or your favorite establishment. 2.) Wait patiently for someone to use said towel dispenser. 3.) As they yell and scream in the restroom, feel free to laugh and laugh!

Donuts are awesome, so no judgement! Great gift for quote lovers who love donuts. Makes a great Birthday or Christmas gift to your best friend or family member who is a fan or addicted to donuts, so do not judge me, donut quotes, donut saying, donuts, addicted to donuts, donut lovers, doughnut, donut cake, donut time, eat donut, quotes, sprinkles, baked donut, sweet donut. Design is also suitable in time for national pie day or national cupcake day