David Allan Wells

So you like cicadas, you are a Morris Dancer or a follower thereof, but you also tend more towards a vintage-y look? Search no further, my friend - we've got you covered.

Morris dancing! Cicada swarms! One super obscure niche interest combines with a very temporary natural event to make a cool tee that will have your friends saying, "ummm.... whaaaa....??"

Morris dancing! Cicada swarms! One super obscure niche interest combines with a very temporary natural event to make a cool tee that will have your friends saying, "ummm.... whaaaa....??"

The same Mortarbordis design, but if you want team colors.

A tee commemorating the University of Chicago Border Morris Dance team. And Blimps. And Whales.

Do you feel so all alone? You wouldn't if you had this shirt! (Look up Bod Dylan if you're finding this top quality Dad joke a bit confusing)

Did you know that an Air Marshal is a plainclothes officer who is on a plane, and an AirCRAFT Marshal is the person who directs the plane into the gate? Don't feel bad, neither one of them is a tag word on this site. Good news is that you don't have to be either one of them to enjoy the shirt!

Stanley from Accounting would like a word.

Be honest, everyone has those days, right? (Or maybe you're just a bulldog fan)

Maybe you're a coffee person - maybe you're a tea person. Undecided? With this coffee on a tee, you can be both! Perfect for giving everyone the heads up that the caffeine might not have kicked in quite yet.

"Hello, Tech Support, have you tried turning your machine off and back on again?" Whether you're the tech geek in your family, or the one who always calls the tech geek for anything more complicated than opening a browser window, this is the bug for you.

For those of you who like the computer bug, but prefer a more realistically colored circuit board design, this is the one for you.

The EOUC is a long standing group that I recently invented, dedicated to furthering the idea that other animals besides horses can be unicorns as well. Show your support for this noble cause by proudly wearing a shirt with their official seal, ummmm.... jellyfish.

You: "Hey Dave, I'd like to show my support for the Equal Opportunity Unicorn Collective, but I really want a *dark* shirt. Can you help me out?" Me: "Say no more, my friend!"

Ooooh, wait, you mean you can adjust the scale and positioning on these things? (see the original design for a more detailed description of the fine work the EOUC is doing)