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Back in the 60's, a man could be a man, and Santa was no exception. Sparking one up as the reindeer forged onward allowed him to kick back in the sleigh and savor the global journey ahead.

All you primitive screwheads, listen up! This shirt is a tribute to that chainsaw toting, Necronomicon mis-reading, Deadite slaying hero Ash; of Evil Dead and Army of Darkness fame - as portrayed by Bruce Campbell. Come get some!

Skull Heart Dripping Blood

Cthulhu loves Lovecraft! And you'll love this heart-shaped Cthulhu!

Smoke em if you got em!

Look out!

The creeps are out this Halloween!

Even after death, Che trick or treats for Communism with this scary Halloween design!

Vintage style poison label

These two besties are addicted to each other's company! The adorable 1930's cartoon style "Vice Squad" goes everywhere together, drinking and smoking up a storm until the barman hollers "Last Call!"

Smash The Patriarchy Christmas Sweater Cross Stitch

A parody mash-up of the popular Hamilton star logo crossed with a time-traveling Doctor's Police Box time machine of choice. If Doctor Who had a musical Broadway show, this would be it!

Poopidoopi, the happy poop boy, has fun swimming with the colorful unicorn fish, while his friend Thomas the cat scuba dives in search of sunken treasure!

Celebrate Father's Day in style with this humorous poke at dad's beer belly! Whether it's on a t-shirt or an apron (for grilling in the sunshine of course), this funny design will make dad smile.

During the Jurassic period, great plant-eating bovines roamed the earth, feeding on lush grasses and peacefully chewing their pre-Cretaceous cud. This funny cow design will bring a smile to any animal lover's face.

"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas." - Calvin Coolidge