Deep Cut

The fierce pinnacle moment of pure paternal instinct; the raw emotion of protecting one's family (blood or not) is intense and the most genuine real feeling there is in this crazy world. In other words, LOVE. Not everyone will have the luxury of feeling this towards or from a loved one.... but I think LOVE is a survival instinct. I understand that Gravity Falls is a TV show... but this is probably one of my all-time-favorite moments in any show ever. I am grunkel stan. And I protect my loved ones THIS intensely. Someday, I'll probably have a variation of this tattooed on me... but until then, enjoy this art. Thank you for reading this epiphany.

ok I lied. Kinda. I mean, either you get the purple or none at all. People who love purple know what I mean. Anyway.... Wear this for the show or wear it because you want others to stay tf away from you. Stay safe out there, folks. ....also the other products? Like a hot periwinkle. Is it blue? Is it purple? No one knows!

wear it for the show... wear it for strangers to stay tf away from you... whichever. Keep on with Social Distancing! Only in purple. ....I mean, the Witch wanted a beau, doesn't mean everyone does. Keep safe out there, folks.

WE'RE NONTHREATENING, GIRL!!

Actually, no one was alive back then, so no one knows how it was spelled or said.... lol

I mean, it's like what they had in the show but I jazzed it up.

Hey, those are lewd hand gestures!

Ye Royal Discount!!

Well if you don't watch the show, I guess you wont understand this reference... You should probably watch it then. Go on... see if you spot this sign.... I'll wait.

Lil Gideon.... I wanna say he grew up to be a bad leader? Don't drink the koolaid. Maybe he liked to tan a lot and became a New Yorker? Too deep? ....I hope he grew out of cheating and lying and throwing tantrums but................. Things to ponder.

the happiest place in Oregon? ...maybe?

Zoos and the real girl...I mean.... all those turkeys.... I'd much rather a pig's hindquarter on a stick than a turkey leg at a RenFaire festival, I'll tell ya what... Yes, it would be more historically accurate, seeing as turkeys were unknown to Europeans during that time... They roamed free here in the Americas... free ranged... turkeys haven't really evolved though... they still die if theyre too curious about where rain comes from. Buy this shirt if you get it... Turkeys man. Eat more pig.