RexThinks

Hey, remember when Peter and the guys destroyed the most beloved Christmas story, ever? No? Well ,trust us, it was madcap. Anyways, if you have some pesky spirit trying to tell you that the season is about sharing your journey with your companions of the Earth and not about the consumerist machine that it actually is, give the guys (gals) a call so they can inter the specter and that kind of dangerous philosophy in a nuclear powered containment unit. Merry Christmas, everyone!

Make sure to suit up this season before venturing out into the (nuclear) winter weather for a night of caroling, warm cider, and the Yuletide Purge!

He knows where he can stick that list!

Everybody can relax, I found the car. Needs some suspension work and shocks. Brakes, brake pads, lining, steering box, transmission, rear-end... Also new rings, mufflers, a little wiring.

The the line still gives us chills, all these years later.

Wait, who's Orin?

Where the weird comes to be weird. Or something like that.

Tired of those shirts that crow about doing regular stuff? Me too.

Pugs aren't the only ones who can predict how good a day will be based on the number of bones in their bed. I mean, I could figure it out pretty quick. What's that? Not literal bones? Uhmmmm...

Who doesn't love a shirt with wholesome family values?

To keep those people who lack boundaries at bay.

Death awaits you, with big, sharp, pointy teeth!!!

The trouble it takes to purchase a simple packet of cigs, these days...

If you're a guitarist, you know.

"Sure", you might be saying, "the animals are great, but where can i get apparel that celebrates the facilities/logistical maintenance side of DAK?" Well, we've got you covered, folks. This design is the apex of chic for the lane marking apparatus fan in all of us. You're welcome.

Please choose the best answer for the following situation if, and only if, it occurs on the fifth Wednesday of the month, during a Blood Moon while the attending is undergoing a lycanthropic transformation and cannot be reached.

Are you from the Sacred Timeline? Oh, I can see that you aren't.

We are Constant Readers, and this design shows our love for Sai King.

Time must be curated, even in the lang ago, far away galaxy.

We are family. I got all my sistas and me!

An homage to the glorious first cast and the mark they left on all of us.

Context is for babies.

We should always be honest, even when speaking of ourselves.

Poor George.

Oh, I got time for sushis.

I din't know about you, but I'm tired of corporate losers trying to find those keys, and I really need a T-Shirt to say so for me, because I am a little socially awkward and not much fun at parties. Plus I saw someone else wearing one and it went great with their bag. Oh, did you read that post on that message board about what they're doing in sector 10? I was gonna go, but my dad cut my Oasis feed because I told him he doesn't get me and he could eat a raw, live porcupine for all I care. So anyway, um, buy one, or whatever.

We all wish we could have a drink in Hambry with young Will Dearborn that was. If you know, you know.

We are Constant Readers, and Thunderclap haunts us. We say thankee, Sai. We say thankee big, big.

We love automatic things from 1976, what can we say?

Pop Tunes was a Memphis, TN record store, and it made locals sad to see it go. This design is a tribute to its memory. Put on something good from Stax or Sun and slip into something comfortable.

He's a heck of a businessman and a sweet fella, but he does lack the talents of a performer.

This design is our description of the human condition.

Some things speak for themselves.

Let 'em know!

This design is one of our favorite villains from The Real Ghostbusters. Samhain is the spirit of Halloween.

We have taken terrible liberties with the placement of our harmonic haunts in order to see them in all their glory! We will, of course, be keeping them in their original arrangement with another design.