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Dance dad humor at its finest. Gotta kill some time somehow waiting for Awards, may as well offend some Karens.

Lucky Buck landed in a time where his best buds sounds were a droid with a name like snack food and an AI you could wear around you neck. Rogers Out!

School football can't be beat, neither can this shirt. For every football fan in the family.

Every rabid tennis player needs this shirt.

School is important, but basketball is more important, some may say....importanter

Ever had that condescending server remind you upon ordering your burrito that the guacamole is extra?

It's crazy to think that kids today have never had to rewind anything! Wear this shirt with pride if you have ever been lambasted for not rewinding!

Nobody and I mean nobody puts baby in a corner.

We'll probably bring in some interns, ship the rest to Singapore, the standard operating procedure.

George was a smooth talker. Bring this one back to the future of 80s tag lines.

If you know, you know. Tommy Tutone got nothing on this sequence.

Spicy and smooth, everyone likes a good Rye.

Sometimes, you swear you were born to lose, like tonight. You wish you were walking, in someone else's shoes. RIP Brenda.

People are always asking me what is my favorite bourbon? Well, I cannot lie.

For any Cusack or Better Off fans of good homestyle cooking.

Yes, I can drive a dance mobile.

Really need my coffee today.

I ate so much at Thanksgiving but I still had room for cake.

Halloween is a great time to dance!

Making buckets all day.

Fun Halloween shirt with all of your favorites.

Great life advice, live, laugh and love.

This shirt reminds you to work hard, play hard and take time to just relax.

For all dancers who love to dance.

If Basketball is your life, you need this shirt. It's fire!

Frankie gives a toast. If you know, you know.

Frankie preaching. If you know, you know.

Riff Raff preaching. If you know, you know.

Riff Raff said it best. If you know, you know.

Frankie famous line, if you know you know.

Great song, great film. If you know, you know.

Great song, great movie. If you know, you know.

Classic line from cinema classic. If you know, you know.

Frankie's promise to weaklings weighing 98lbs. If you know you know.

Don't get stuck! The sonic transducer will definitely seduce ya. If you know, you know.

Classic song, classic cinema. If you know, you know.