Are you training to be stronger than a demogorgon? Fiercest competitor in the upside-down? Are your gains... a little strange? This shirt is for you!

Are you a Barbell Girl, living in a Barbell World? Iron is a bit heavier than plastic, but it's fantastic.

So no one told you life was gonna be this way... the gym will be there for you. <3

So no one told you life was gonna be this way... the gym will be there for you. <3

Are you a proud three-prong that won't take no body shaming, not for you or your tricerasisters? Do you know you're about three times as good as a unicorn? Then this is the shirt for you, my nerd-fitnessy friend!

Rollin' out my mat, smokin' incense, sippin' on ginger 'booch, laaaaaaid back.

Rollin' out my mat, smokin' incense, sippin' on ginger 'booch, laaaaaaid back.

Rollin' out my mat, smokin' incense, sippin' on ginger 'booch, laaaaaaid back.

They say still waters run deep, but sometimes you gotta kick up a little surf.

They say still waters run deep, but sometimes you gotta kick up a little surf.

They say still waters run deep, but sometimes you gotta kick up a little surf.

The ocean is in your blood, and the seas are your love. Show off your mermaid heart with this anatomical ocean design.

When they ask you to be quiet, persist.

Salty AF, y'all