erikburnham

This wasn't generated by AI. That's probably clear. But as a writer and artist, I will say to you now: pushbutton creativity isn't worth a damn. Learn and love a craft.

This is inspired by the legend of the goat on a famed roller coaster. Keep your eyes on it!

Let everyone know Jack's thoughts on Nazis.

This is the most true thing you'll read today. Especially if you have seasonal allergies.

A tribute to the fashion of a Minnesota legend.

In homage to the greatest fast food tie-in meal of one of the greatest baseball players in Minnesota sports history.

If you're like me and a fan of the Minnesota sports teams, you know that sooner or later they're going to break your heart. Which one has broken yours?

If you come from Minnesota, you understand what we're talking about here: the game of Duck, Duck, Gray Duck. Educate the ignorant.

Let folks know up front what happens if they try to harsh your mellow and/or get in your way.

He's on the case. He'll find the killer.

Look up the legend/tradition of the Mari Lwyd. That's all I'm gonna tell ya. Then grab this shirt because it's more comfortable than dressing up with a horse skull.

Were you that guy (or gal) who just couldn't be bothered? No one can hurt you now for admitting it. Share your secret evil with the world.

This is how I feel about living in this, the year 2020.

Dearly Beloved, there are really no words to describe this except the title. Purple Raptor.

A portrait of a modern family with ghost woes.

I can't hide the truth anymore. I hate ketchup. If you also hold a prejudice against that ubiquitous sauce made of sugar and tomatoes, the time to speak out is now.

In the most upper-Midwestern way possible, I ask all of you, geez, don't blow up the planet, okay? Okay. Pass it on.

Advice we should all always follow.

Some people have a tough time in social situations, be the introverts or otherwise. What better way to deal with that then by warning folks up front?