Essoterika

Find the Emeralds and Save the Turtles!

My guitars ARE the color in my wardrobe.

I feel bright with maxi-million megabytes…

How do you do, fellow kids?

Butterflies are free to fly…

Extreme G Race fans… Support your team with this stylish gear, designed to make you look swift.

Extreme G Race fans… Support your team with this stylish gear, designed to make you look swift.

Extreme G Race fans… Support your team with this stylish gear, designed to make you look swift.

Extreme G Race fans… Support your team with this stylish gear, designed to make you look swift.

Extreme G Race fans… Support your team with this stylish gear, designed to make you look swift.

For the fashionable, free-spirited treasure hunter…

The Red One. Our original formula is packed with all-natural "here we go" flavor and will get you rolling around at the speed of sound.

BOING.

C'mon, ya big drip! Time to speed up! When the speed of sound isn't enough, there's Primal Venom. Punish your thirst and release your inner chaos with our electrifying new flavor.

Never seen a mic hog spit like a menace.

Black-hearted evil? Brave-hearted hero?

Based on my original projections. If you wish, release and awaken it to the world…

Best served cold.

Avast, ye spacefaring scallawag! Activate the laser cannons and hoist the colors! We’ve got fantastical worlds to plunder!

The Die-Hards and Comeuppance-Bringers of the Riverbank… Vengeance Be Our Croak! "The world has held great heroes as history books have showed, but never a name to go down to fame compared with that of Toad!"

Do you know what it is? Neither do I. I made it last night in my sleep… But, as long as you wear it, there's hope.

"Onion sauce! Onion sauce!"

"Ain't no thing like me except me!" • Japanese Text: "Guardians of the Galaxy"

The bucket made Stanley want to be a better man, and a better co-worker. In time, perhaps he would become both of those things.

Purdy up your bonnet…or your next junk sculpture!

All is not as it seams.