FacesOfAwesome

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The year is 1988. The streets are running red with squashed ketchup sachets from McDonalds (and some blood as well). A ruthless drug lord known only as 'Mr Big' (aka Joe Pesci) is winning over the hearts and minds of impressionable kids in his greatest role since Tommy DeVito in Goodfellas. It seems as if the entire world is teetering on the edge of collapse... But then, seemingly out of nowhere, a "giant mecha-robot man" (see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twjUr4aB2zo) appears to save the day, before turning into a jet and flying away, only to return in the form of Christopher Walken wearing a white fedora and zoot suit. He then proceeded to sing a Beatles song, before disappearing, never to return again. Until now... Using ...