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This is not a pipe

Let everyone know your Sorcerer swagger!

Are you a Magillcuddy's Time Travel Assistance Emergency Time Travel Tech and you lost your time buoy and temporal ID? This is the shirt for you! Identify yourself to time castaways with this shirt! Not to be used by unauthorized personnel or AI. Purchase of this shirt will be reimbursed upon confirmation of non-liability for loss of ETTT identifying equipment. NOTE: Remaining out of time is subject to § TPC 01 5i penalties

Jorge Magillicuddy wants you to remain safe on your time traveling journey. If you have lost the ability to continue your journey or return to your origination year, and you no longer have your time travel buoy, our ETTT (Emergency Time Travel Technicians) will be on the lookout for you. Remain or return to your emergence location while wearing this shirt. ETTTs will be sent to retrieve you if you did not instantly return to your time origin. If you're in extreme danger, check the appropriate box and write your ID and designation year according to the instructions on the shirt for immediate temporal resolve. Forms of extreme danger: war, natural disaster, temporal anomaly, prison, capture by cult, temporal interference.

When you're driving swiftly, inevitably you're going to encounter *something* that will make you upset. GET OUT OF MY WAY!

So many cartoon characters wear skull T's. None of them wore this one.

Let's be honest: when you're playing video games, you're laid back. Let everyone know! Maybe you're asleep? Maybe you just don't like games where people are doing things? Who knows?

Let everyone know that you're ready to play!

Everybody will be wearing them in the future! So comfortable! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Everybody will be wearing them in the future! So comfortable! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Get your fandom right! Why choose one, when you can have both?!

The pride of Sheffield, the best multi-tools in the time stream! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

You walked up hill both ways? Amateur! I had to use both sides of my floppy!

Celebrate your love of Pencils & Polyhedrons! Dank basements! Sly elks! Lovable half-pints! Sturdy warves! Battlers and mazicians and stealers! All the CGP (Character Game Play) you've come to love!

Flying as it was meant to be: handmade, bespoke, artisanal! We build our own planes, just as the Wright Brothers intended! Sure, it costs a lot more, isn't as efficient, and might not even be safe, but you can rest easy knowing that if you get to your destination, you'll get there in style. 1900s style! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

In an alternate universe, your favorite computer from the 80s was the Admiral 64! Affordable, easy to use. (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

Light up a room the Imperial way! Evar Kondo knows lighting, and how to make any room look imposing and efficient! Show your support for the greatest lights in the galaxy!

Find out what newsmakers think on Scrutiny, from WJM-TV Minneapolis with Ted Baxter! Mary Richards, Associate Producer (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)

It's us! Zbornco! (Note: this design does not work well for the pleated double layer face mask)