Fire Forge GraFX

Where you goin' with that gun in your hand? Gonna buy this tee-shirt... saw it on another man.

For good or bad...oh the things I've learned. I feel we all benefited from free education via the Tube of Tubes.

Feeling a little twisted...but I want a seussian version of the Silence of the Lambs.

Fire and wind come from the sky, from the gods of the sky. But Crom is your god, Crom and he lives in the earth. Once, giants lived in the Earth, Conan. And in the darkness of chaos, they fooled Crom, and they took from him the enigma of steel. Crom was angered. And the Earth shook. Fire and wind struck down these giants, and they threw their bodies into the waters, but in their rage, the gods forgot the secret of steel and left it on the battlefield. We who found it are just men. Not gods. Not giants. Just men. The secret of steel has always carried with it a mystery. You must learn its riddle, Conan. You must learn its discipline. For no one - no one in this world can you trust. Not men, not women, not beasts. This you can TRUST.

Crom, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were good men or bad. Why we fought, or why we died. All that matters is that two stood against many. That's what's important! Valor pleases you, Crom... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!

C'mon all you final girls and boys! I scream, you scream, we all scream for scary movies!

When in doubt, kill'em all. More fodder for the undead machine that is the necromancer in your party.

Every Good Slasher Movie needs a Final Girl. Who's your favorite? Barbie? Skipper? LOL

Yeah... I know..but I did it better! Here's my version as an album cover for Kill'em All.

Pixel designs made from NES cartridges for each pixel block. Wish I had enough to make these wall pieces for real.

Stay On Target! He was the best star pilot in the galaxy, and a cunning warrior...and he was a good friend.

You can't help but sing it's praises when collecting them in the purgatory game known as Valhiem.

Old School Survival Gaming got its start on the Trail heading West. While you all tried not to die of dysentery, losing family members and farm animals along the way... it doesn't get more real! 80's kids know it's hardships best.

Uh-oh... You're in the Zone... Friendship Zone!

Pixel art of Gun-Thor our clan mascot with gatling gun. MegaMan styled.

Donald J Trump just runnin' with the money. Based on the Monopoly Guy it's trump and his flyaway hair.

Anaphylactic Shocker, the Strawberry. Inspired by my GF's own allergy to the berry of sweet death.

I'll try the liver with a side of fava beans and nice chianti....fthfthfthfth. Hannibal I am. Silence of the lambs was my first, modern, great feature of serial killers in cinema (besides Norman Bates, Psycho) A mash up a Dr. Seuss is hilarious to me.

Go to Jail Card. Do not Pass Go. Do not collect $200. Do not re-elect Trump. NY got the first

Black text version of my vector portrait of the great horror suspense author, Howard Phillip Lovecraft.

I love the world of Lovecraft and his elder ones. Here is a vector portrait I crafted with a page of the Necronomicon in the background.

An 80's combo that Drew Froedge and i came up with. With so many cars in the Duke of Hazzard show...it'd be cool to do them all!

Megalodon Shark jaws parody of the Stones' lips. Great for music and shark fans alike.

Tom's killer role... sequel was good, but the original was best. We all know how they keep up their foreign relations with sign language.

I loved Goose. We loved Goose. #neverforgetgoose For those OG Topgun fans.

She is the ultimate Survival EXPERT! The Original Academy logo by the original designer. Spare no substitutes, I am Crack Matrix & Fire Forge GraFX.

Dammit KELVIN!! Everytime! It's what you want to write on the notepad to that goofy bastard. Another funny from my Stream as Crack Matrix on YT.

Come out to the coast, have a few laughs! It's not Xmas until Hans falls from the Nakatomi Building.