Flush Gorden

Shin Hogzilla....Hogzilla...Hogzilla.

CHANTING CHANTING CHANTING all of the Mutant Fam love CHANTING!

Roses are red They make me sneeze It isn't your heart That I want to squeeze

I'll look after your heart

The Final Girl gets a horrific revenge.

This is why I never fall down.

What's your favourite Hogzilla based movie?

As Seen on TV.....if you watch "The Last Drive-In" on Shudder. It's gonna get nasty

Hogzilla, Hogzilla, Hogzilla

If pumpkins get carved into faces does that mean there must be brains behind them?

Jack O'Lantern is on Fire

It's what's kept under the thinking cap.

The Man, The Myth, The Moustache....Thrill Me!

Even the Final Boys are Final Girls.

Even noticed that 6's look like b's and those devilish three 6's make up the essential of b's.

Don't get caught but the tentacles.

It's creamy, it's nutty, it's a Whangdoodle

I am not a number, I am a free man. The idea for this kept rolling around my head for ages but now it’s fallen out and here it is.

You better watch out, you better be good, for when this one comes down your chimney it's not the good girls and boys he's looking for.

All those snakes just slithering about

Even snakes like a bit of Christmas.

This is why it's impolite to stare.

Even the monsters of myth and legend like a bit of turkey.

A flying beastie that'll keep you toasty

The pellet with the poison is in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true. Now the flagon with the dragon has the pellet with the poison and the vessel with the pestle is the brew that is true.

Green, grey, they all probe you in the end.

Green, grey, they all probe you in the end.

Behind that warm exterior beats the cold, hard, heart of a machine.

Behind that warm exterior beats the cold, hard, heart of a lizard.

It's time for the robopocalypse

Bellydancing in the Sin City style.

Red lips, red dress, Sin City style.

I only want to hear "Jaja Ding Dong"

If you like that then I've got some magic beans to sell you

We like to assume life out there is just like up but what if it is only prettier. Well prettier than I am.

The Last Drive-In will never die.