Hoodies by garbagetshirts

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Hold on tight, because this one-way ticket to pound town is gonna be a wild ride! This hilarious and unique t-shirt is sure to turn heads and get some laughs, whether you're wearing it out on the town or just hanging around the house.

Tags: funny quote, novelty pound town, one way ticket to pound town, pound, pound town

One Way Ticket to Pound Town Hoodie

$39 $32

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Not all drugs are terrible and life-ruining... so why not say perhaps to a few?

Tags: charlie sheen, cocaine, coffee is my drug, dare, drug dealer

SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS Hoodie

$39 $32

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Unleash your inner slut with this classy and fashionable tee! Perfect people that have an insatiable hunger for PIZZA!

Tags: dominos, funny pizza, i love pizza, little caesars, papa johns

Pizza Slut Hoodie

$39 $32

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Show off your petite pride with this fun and funny t-shirt. This T-shirt is sure to get a laugh from your friends and family.

Tags: compact, concentrated awesome, fun sized, fun sized chocolate bar, humor

I'm Not Short I'm FUN SIZED Hoodie

$39 $32

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Do you remember the good old days of video games? When cartridges were king and graphics were simple but fun? If so, then this t-shirt is for you!

Tags: 16 bit, 8 bit, childhood, classic video games, fun

I'm not old, I'm RETRO Hoodie

$39 $32

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This t-shirt is so awesome, it's pasta-tively incredible! Whether you're a carb lover, a pun lover, or just someone who loves to have a good time, this t-shirt is the perfect way to show off your personality.

Tags: bowl of pasta, funny pasta, pasta enthusiast, pasta food, pasta gift

PASTA-TIVELY AWESOME! Hoodie

$39 $32

IF IT HAS TITS OR TIRES I CAN MAKE IT SQUEAL Hoodie

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This t-shirt will get you laid. Guarenteed.

Tags: america pride, american roots, builder, forklift, funny

IF IT HAS TITS OR TIRES I CAN MAKE IT SQUEAL Hoodie

$39 $32

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Train insane or remain the same...

Tags: shut up squat, f45, power lifting, ronnie coleman, plates

Shut Up and Squat! Hoodie

$39 $32

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For certified freaks only.

Tags: humour, spreadsheet, ms excel, excel, finance

Freak in the Sheets Hoodie

$39 $32

I'M NOT A PLAYER I'M A GAMER PLAYERS GET CHICKS I GET BULLIED AT SCHOOL Hoodie

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The perfect gift for your gamer friend.

Tags: self deprecation, players get chicks, sanic, humor, funny

I'M NOT A PLAYER I'M A GAMER PLAYERS GET CHICKS I GET BULLIED AT SCHOOL Hoodie

$39 $32

Official Australian Drinking Team Hoodie

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The perfect attire for your Aussie beer pong team.

Tags: australian, beer, alcohol, kangaroo, humour

Official Australian Drinking Team Hoodie

$39 $32

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The perfect gift for grandma or people that really really like grandmas.

Tags: feminist, funny, bea arthur, feminism, gift for grandma

GILF - Grandma I'd Like To F Hoodie

$39 $32

GASLIGHTING IS NOT REAL YOU'RE JUST CRAZY Hoodie

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The perfect gift for your craziest friend.

Tags: meme, anxiety, narcissist, gaslighting, depression

GASLIGHTING IS NOT REAL YOU'RE JUST CRAZY Hoodie

$39 $32

What Essential Oil Makes You GO AWAY? Hoodie

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Down with MLM schemes!

Tags: amway, essential oils, herbalife, mlm, tupperware

What Essential Oil Makes You GO AWAY? Hoodie

$39 $32

My Money Don't Jiggle Jiggle - It Folds! Hoodie

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90's British Hiphop at it's finest.

Tags: louis theroux, tiktok, hip hop, bbc, rap

My Money Don't Jiggle Jiggle - It Folds! Hoodie

$39 $32

Young Pussy Have No Taste Mature Pussy Is Well Marinated Hoodie

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Wise words. The perfect shirt for the sophisticated gentlemen.

Tags: funny saying, young pussy, black lives matter, african american, black man

Young Pussy Have No Taste Mature Pussy Is Well Marinated Hoodie

$39 $32

Don't Do School. Eat Your Drugs. Stay In Vegetables. Hoodie

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An important reminder.

Tags: millennial, eat your vegetables, eat your drugs, zoomer, dont do drugs

Don't Do School. Eat Your Drugs. Stay In Vegetables. Hoodie

$39 $32

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The best kind of toe.

Tags: i do pedicures on camel toes, camel, humor, animal, toe

Camel Toe Hoodie

$39 $32

Friday. My second favorite F word. Hoodie

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What's your favorite F word?

Tags: friday my second favorite word, funny, top trending, chinese, bad english

Friday. My second favorite F word. Hoodie

$39 $32

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Great shirt for any ramen lover.

Tags: my favorite type of men is ramen, japanese, ramen, is ramen, funny saying

My Fav Type of Men is Ramen Hoodie

$39 $32

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Let everyone know how you feel deep inside.

Tags: dead inside funny, dead inside but still horny, dead inside meme, mental health, halloween

DEAD INSIDE Hoodie

$39 $32

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Don't forget it.

Tags: fashion, funny saying, hens night, girls, penis humor

LIFE IS SHORT & SO IS YOUR PENIS Hoodie

$39 $32

Don't look for love, look for PIZZA Hoodie

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Pizza IS love.

Tags: pineapple pizza, girls, pizza love, i love pizza, dont look for love

Don't look for love, look for PIZZA Hoodie

$39 $32

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Even for just one day.

Tags: funny saying, cute, autism, normie, depression

pretend to be normal. Hoodie

$39 $32

Punch Me In The Face I Need To Feel Alive Hoodie

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Do you need to feel alive again?

Tags: i need to feel alive, punch me, depression, aesthetic, emo

Punch Me In The Face I Need To Feel Alive Hoodie

$39 $32

how can u face ur problem if ur problem is ur face Hoodie

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How can u?

Tags: ugly, sarcasm, cute, how can you face your problem, funny quote

how can u face ur problem if ur problem is ur face Hoodie

$39 $32

In Case of Accident my Blood Type is GENERIC COLA Hoodie

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For all you generic cola lovers out there.

Tags: pepsi, cola, generic cola, my blood type is mountain dew, my blood type is

In Case of Accident my Blood Type is GENERIC COLA Hoodie

$39 $32

I Lost My Virginity At Shen Yun Performing Arts Show 2022 Hoodie

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Let everyone know where you lost it.

Tags: i lost my virginity, humor, parody, 2022, shen yun performing arts show

I Lost My Virginity At Shen Yun Performing Arts Show 2022 Hoodie

$39 $32

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Let everyone know where they can find your $5 footlong.

Tags: gift for big penis, joke, 5 dollar footlong, 12 inch, subway

$5 FOOTLONG Hoodie

$39 $32

I'm an AMERICAN severely INSECURE and have SOCIAL ANXIETY Hoodie

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Avoid all social interaction by wearing this obnoxious tshirt.

Tags: badass, america, skull, american flag, republican

I'm an AMERICAN severely INSECURE and have SOCIAL ANXIETY Hoodie

$39 $32

I'm So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead Hoodie

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Let people know EXACTLY how you feel inside.

Tags: funny, humor, wine, spirits, alcohol

I'm So Hungover I Wish I Was Dead Hoodie

$39 $32

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Let people know you're not a viable option for them tonight.

Tags: sex, humour, funny, im too drunk for sex, hungover

Too Drunk To Fuck Hoodie

$39 $32

Jesus is my co-pilot and we're cruising for PUSSY Hoodie

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Show your love for two of the most holy things on God's beautiful big green earth. Jesus and pussy.

Tags: jesus, humor, christ, funny, copilot

Jesus is my co-pilot and we're cruising for PUSSY Hoodie

$39 $32

I'm a Cool Grandparent - I Suck Toes Hoodie

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Let everyone know what a cool grandparent you are!

Tags: cool brother, millenial, zoomer, boomer, kinky

I'm a Cool Grandparent - I Suck Toes Hoodie

$39 $32

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Typical day in the life of a leftist.

Tags: mcdonalds, bisexual, millenial, millennial, politics

A day in the life of a Leftist Hoodie

$39 $32

I Am A Lucky Mom With Sixteen Cats Hoodie

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Are you a lucky mom with sixteen cats? Do those cats happen to shit in the bathtub and have anger issues? This may just be the shirt for you.

Tags: lucky mother, mom, cat, kitten, humor

I Am A Lucky Mom With Sixteen Cats Hoodie

$39 $32

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