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The company tee for the venerated swordsmith- the best sword maker in Spain- and the father of Inigo Montoya. This design is also up in the family's ancestral language of Spanish. Great gift for Princess Bride fans- and who isn't?

I heart-shaped-d20 Wizards? I love Wizards? I roll Wizards? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG mage player, want it to say. :) (If there are any classes, races, alignments, custom you'd like to see added, contact me!)

People think you're a fragile pushover. Man, they do not see the real you coming at them with the force of a giant stab frisbee. If only they knew.

Abby Hammond's Unicorn tee shirt from season 3 of The Santa Clarita Diet, the funny undead realtor's saga and Netflix original Series. Liv Hewson plays abby and her acerbic wit is a must-see.

No, seriously, stop staring at my crits.

I heart-shaped-d20 Clerics? I love Clerics? I roll Clerics? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :)

The accursed denizen of your local coffee house. Always watching. Always hogging both outlets at the best table. Always reading some pretentious novel or writing its own. The Beholder Hipster. Aye, such a foul beast. Full Monster Manual stats.

I heart-shaped-d20 Elves? I love Elves? I roll Elves? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player and Elf fan want it to say. :)

I heart-shaped-d20 Orcs? I love Orcs? I roll Orcs? I critical hit orcs? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :) If there are classes / monsters / custom characters you'd like to see with this design,email me? I'll add whatever you Heart!

I heart-shaped-d20 Paladins? I love Paladins? I roll Paladins? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG player, want it to say. :)

I love Chaotic Evil? I roll Chaotic Evil? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning, diabolical RPG player, want it to say. :) Contact me if there are monsters, alignments, classes you don't see. Whatever you heart, let's shirt it!

Activate 80s sword and sorcery Beast Mode with this killer Beastmaster throwing glave tee. Great gift for 80s babies, barbarians, and anyone from the he-man glory days of cheesy eighties cable TV movies. Lol. Yo Dawg, we heard you like axe blades, so we put axe blades ON your axe blades so you can throw axe blades with your axe blades.

Acerak's pet Sphere-of-Annihilation chewing giant demon face decoration from the Tomb of Horrors. Great gift for RPG lovers, great gift for 80s babies who went through this infamous module.

I heart-shaped-d20 Rangers? I love Rangers? I roll Rangers? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you, the discerning RPG Ranger player, want it to say. :) Eat your swarthy heart out, Aragorn and Hank the Ranger from the 1984 D&D Cartoon.

I heart-shaped-d20 Mages? I love Mages? I roll Mages? Both? It's open to semiotic interpretation. It says what you- the discerning RPG magic user, wizard, warlock, sorcerer, sorceress or druid player- want it to say. :) Contact me if you hear something that's not on the list of items with this design. Happy to add more shirts!

Doctor Dranzel's band tee! Boosts your character +1 against enchantment, +2 against fireball, +4 against

Yes, this is an easy joke. Womp womp.

The company tee for Inigo Montoya's father's swordsmithery in Spain. (Spanish versions also avail in this portfolio) "We do custom orders!" Great novelty tee sly-reference gift for Princess Bride fans. And face it- who isn't? Fantastic 80s film.

The greatest sword maker in all of Spain. The late Mr. Montoya. (Also available in white text for dark shirts)

The greatest sword maker in all of Spain. The late Mr. Montoya. (Also available in black text for light shirts)

Express your love of dice rolling OG pen and paper RPGs with this heart shaped D20! Of H20 / Heart20 as I'm thinking of calling it.

That flying knife contraption from Beast Mode may be called a Glaive. I think we all know it's our second-favorite glaive, but still. To codo, podo, and the man himself Marc Singer.

Climb on your Ostrich and take to the 8 bit skies- it's classic 1980s 2600 era video game Joust! As featured in the book version of Ready Player One- this game captured our 80s imaginations and the arcade version ate all our 80s quarters. Great gift for retrogamers, eighties babies, and anyone who loves ostriches. Striches Be Crazy.

Temple Sigil seen in Netflix's THE ORDER - the college werewolf and magic secret society saga which began streaming in 2019. Great gift for YA magic / supernatural thriller fans, and fans of mysterious secret societies at colleges and universities.

I can't explain this. He is a man of mystery, from a different time. A ronin with no master, and a lot of fruit.

Gnomes and nunchucks? Sounds like a new MMORPG to me! Great gift for fans of fanatasy gaming, rpg, dungeons and dragons, mmo, warcraft, skyrim and / or martial arts and ninjas.

The Cones Of Dunshire- the convoluted tabletop game invented by Ben Wyatt on Parks and Recreation. Sir Benjamin Walker Wyatt really showed his knightly side with this Catan-like Civilization Building game. Great gift for Parks and Rec fans!