GingerbearTease

Mr. Beard has gained some grey hairs over the years, but he's still loveable!

Specialty tee.

Specialty tee.

We all love a smol furry man, but how can you take him home if he doesn't fit in your pocket?

Who's handsome, small and will always look after you? That's right, your pocket daddy. Don't forget to water him.

We all have that friend, that ex, maybe it's you, maybe it's me... but at some point we've all been a little psycho. Wear this t-shirt and let everyone with romantic inclinations towards you to back off. You'll cut a bitch.

Honey. Hooonnneeeyyy. You'll look good in this.

She's loud. She's kosher. She goes great on a cracker. Dill with it.

Drop the I'm Fine bomb tee to let people know how you feel before they even ask. Great conversation ender! No need to make new friends. Fine.

This interpretation of the leather flag as a harness and decorative medal is about community, acceptance, and support. This is what Pride should stand for.

Does boring argyle get you down? Rise to attention with this cheeky iteration of a classic!

Like the shirt? Are you a fan? Check me out www.facebook.com/djGingerBear or www.mixcloud.com/DJ_GingerBear/. I play a fun dark mix of techno, disco, vocal, tech and house with a bit of retro thrown in.

I can't believe it's not butter, really, I can't! By the way, you've got something on your face.

I can't believe it's not butter, as well! Don't you hate it when you fall asleep at the beach?

I can't believe it's not butter! Lather yourself in this toasted t-shirt.

Ahoy matey, there be bootie in dem jeans! There's way too many pirate puns and too little time.

It's hard to NOT get a treat with your coffee. Whether your a fish out of sea or a bear at your 'bucks, you need to try this one on for size! Every body is welcome at Bearbucks!

We all have that friend who is a little bit "extra", that doesn't fit into any one mold. That friend of mine is named Brian and he has a YouTube channel called Rainbow Ponybear. Check him out, buy a t-shirt, wear it with "extra" pride!

What time is it? Yes, it's time to buy a shirt, but it's also 4:20! Sit back, relax, like reeeeeaaaallllyyy relax with this 100% perfectly legal t-shirt.

There's always that one at the party. You always seem to bump into him in the bathroom or dark corner. Get the party going with the one and only Mr Bump shirt!

Check out that peach! it's so juicy, so soft yet firm and delicious! You'll want to put this beach in your basket, just sayin'.

Mr/Miss shirts are the quintessential male/female characters of our youth. Time to open up those gender roles and show the love by supporting our Trans community! 100% profits of this t-shirt will be donated to one local and one international organization that focusses on the trans community.

Are you a dick? Let everyone else know too with this amazing shirt that expresses your deepest most philosophical mantra. Skewer people without having to say word, retort in silence, let someone know what everyone else is thinking. All this in just one shirt!

Nostalgic of your childhood? These parody "tease" are a tongue and cheek look back at how I would want to see them now. Twisted characters, pokes of fun and adult themes. Can you handle it?

All she wants is a hug... and maybe to eat your face... and maybe world destruction. Who could resist such an adorably tentacled face like that?!

Beards have taken over and this t-shirt will whisk-er you away to a place that fur and follicles rule. Nostalgic of your childhood? These parody "tease" are a tongue and cheek look back at how I would want to see them now. Twisted characters, pokes of fun and adult themes. Can you handle it?

Is this you? Is this someone you know? Then express your feelings through the wonder of a t-shirt. Let people know how you feel through shirts. Oh, and tell them who's boss even if you're not on top.

Do you like your belly scratched? Do you curl up on laps or feet? Do you find yourself responding to conversations with a "woof"? If you've answered at least one out of three then you just might be a pup. Nothing wrong with that! Means you're adorable, attentive, tactile and loyal. Just like a pup!

This furry little family edition is quick to cuddle and hold hands. Like a tiny sea urchin, he'll hold your heart close to his chest and play with it. Play and play and play...

Who's that star? Well, it's the DJ of course! He points. He fist bumps. He's the life of the party! Gee, I hope those headphones are plugged in. Nostalgic of your childhood? These parody "tease" are a tongue and cheek look back at how I would want to see them now. Twisted characters, pokes of fun and adult themes. Can you handle it?

Subtlety not your strong point? Neither is this shirt. This parody "tease" is here to give you a hand when you're looking for a little red hanky-panky.

Holding your liquor sometimes means keeping it in a bucket or maybe the floor. Mr. Last Call may have been the life of the party, but at the end of the night he's just another casualty. We've all been there...

Some people are story tellers, others just like to tell "stories". One of my favourite movie lines is "If you don't have anything nice to say... tell me."

What's cuter than a teen mom? Am I right?! If it's good enough for a TV show then it's good enough for a Gingerbear Tease. Now get out there with your bun in the oven and get yourself some straight A's (who am I kidding? No you won't).