L.Bee

Recreational Use Only

A little adult humor - recreational use only

it's about to get weird

Socially Awkward. I am going to overthink this conversation for decades.

close your legs when you sit, dude. it's not as big as you wish it was.

my friends are idiots and i love them

Eat out organic women. Humor for lebsians. Humor for organic foodies. Humor for men who are in love with organic women. Going down on women.

Dogs > People. Dogs are greater than people. Dogs are better than people. People suck.

Unless you are offering me food, don't talk to me.

cute but psycho.

Go Fork Yourself. Go Fuck Yourself.

The worst travel experiences turn into hilarious stories. So there I was ... stranded and my cell phone died ... and my gps couldn't pick up a signal ... and yet living to tell the tale turns into an awesome session of funny stories.

I wear headphones to avoid talking to people like you. See these headphones? They are a note to you. No, I don't want to talk. Not even a little.

For people who have friends that make them laugh so hard they cry. Friendship goals for everyone. Celebrate Friendship.