Graveyard Gossip

Last Responder with a winged trocar caduceus in a coffin design. Cool design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker or Mortuary Science student. Honor funeral directors and mortuary staff who have the tough job of last responder. Original design by Graveyard Gossip.

Last responder hearse design for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker, funeral coach driver, hearse owner or Mortuary Science student.

Last Responder with American flag design. Great for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker, Mortuary Science student or mortuary transport service.

The original, “Mortician, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Funny gift for a mortician, embalmer, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student.

The original, “Embalmer, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, funeral director, undertaker or mortuary science student,

The original, “Funeral Director, the last one to put a smile on your face”, dictionary style design with coffin graphic. Great for a funeral director, mortician, embalmer, mortuary science student or future funeral director.

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin patterns. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Work-out, death humor, ready for the gym. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness. “Professional Deadlifter” with coffin cut-outs in the letters. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner or mortuary transport service.

Death humor work-out design with coffin deadlift bar. Funny saying for the funeral industry; the original dead-lifters. Perfect for an embalmer, funeral director, mortician, undertaker or Mortuary Science student into fitness and going to the gym. “Ultimate Deadlift Champion”. Also fun for a cemetery worker, coroner, removal or mortuary transport service.

Funny logo style design for a funeral director, mortician or embalmer (the original deadlifting champions) working at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery who has to be on call and make their own removals. "Deadlift Mortuary Transport" is fun for a Mortuary Science student or future funeral director headed into the funeral industry.

#embalmer. For an embalmer, future embalmer, mortician, mortuary science student or undertaker working at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery.

Cool design for a woman embalmer, future embalmer or mortician who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. #girlembalmer trendy hashtag saying is great for a mom or daughter embalmer or Mortuary Science student or graduate.

Hashtag design, with a trocar embalmers tool, for a girl embalmer, mortician, future female embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

#embalmer with a trocar embalming instrument. Fun design for a man or woman mortician, embalmer, future embalmer, mortuary science student or undertaker who works at a funeral home.

Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter embalmer. “A Good Embalmer Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter mortician. “A Good Mortician Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

Funny quote for a mortician or embalmer with a sense of humor who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery. Perfect for your wife, mom, girlfriend or daughter mortician. “This Sexy Mortician Will Leave You Stiff and With A Smile”, embalming saying with coffin graphic is great for a mortuary science student or future mortician.

“This Sexy Embalmer Will Leave You Stiff and With a Smile” in blue with a coffin graphic is perfect for an embalmer, mortician, undertaker or mortuary science student who works at a mortuary, funeral home or cemetery.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an undertaker with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician, embalmer or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a cremationist With an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery. Perfect cremation joke, gag design for a cremationist or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an Embalmer with an Alibi. Funny, death humor saying for a mortician, embalmer or mortuary science student who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m an Aquamationist with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a cremationist, crematory operator, mortician, funeral director, mortuary science student or aquamationist who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery.

Don’t Underestimate Me I’m a mortician with an Alibi. Funny, death humor, saying for a mortician or funeral director who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery. Perfect funeral industry joke, gag design for a mortician or mortuary science student with a sense of humor.

Funny, death humor saying for an aquamationist, cremationist, crematory operator, mortician, funeral director or mortuary science student or who works at a funeral home, crematory or cemetery that offers green burial and cremation options.

Mortician embalming eye cap funny pick-Up party line. Can I Interest you in an Eye Cap? design with two embalming eye cap martini glasses (a play on nightcap) is a great gag design for anyone in the funeral industry.

An embalmer inside joke, gag saying with an eye cap martini glass with two olives. Funny pick-up line design for any mortician, funeral director or mortuary science student. “Care For An Eye Cap” with a play on nightcap is perfect for a Mortuary or a funeral home office party.

“Warning My Dad Is an Embalmer” with a skull and two trocar embalming tool crossbones is perfect for a son or daughter, boy or girl whose father is an embalmer or a Mortuary Science student.

Funny design for the son or daughter of a woman embalmer or mortician who works at funeral home or cemetery. Fun Mortuary humor design with embalming instruments.

Funny design using embalming instruments for a mortician, embalmer or undertaker who works at a funeral home, mortuary or cemetery and has a sense of humor.

"Caution Trained Embalmer" with a skull and two trocar embalming tool crossbones is perfect for a mortician, embalmer, undertaker, future embalmer or Mortuary Science College student.

“Creepy Mode Always ON” is great for anyone who loves the macabre and scary things or has a creepy job such as a coroner, taxidermist, crime scene cleaner or a clown!

This Dad of a Beautiful Daughter is Also a Crematory Operator With an Alibi. Funny saying for a dad of daughters who is in charge of cremations at a mortuary, cemetery or crematory. Perfect for a Funeral Director, Mortician or Crematory Operator with a sense of humor and daughters.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.

Funny saying for a tombstone tourist, cemetery enthusiast, genealogist, cemetery worker or mortician. Do you love walking through old cemeteries? This is for you. “Easily Distracted by Cemeteries” distressed design is great for anyone who loves Halloween, old historic graveyards and reading epitaphs.