Hamsters&Elderberries

Here is it, friends. We all know it’s true. Now we can say it with a floral and feminine touch.

No, it’s not just you. Microfiber is terrible and you can share your distain of this fiend fabric with this design on your shirt, mug, or phone case

If touching microfiber leaves you feeling redder than if you ate a truck load of brine shrimp, wear this shirt your whole flamboyance will love

Partner, if that nasty varmint known as microfiber makes you want to say “what in tarnation?” This fine piece of clothing is for you. Yee-Haw!

Support your local Stardew Valley Community Center!

If you think ladies should be able to get it without judgment, I mean, that’s what this shirt is about

New York is a magical place!

Want to express your appreciation for Jane Austen? This might be the way to do it!

True, to the point - what more could you want?

Pine State MFM fans unite!

Known as an outspoken advocate for gay rights, Johnson was one of the prominent figures in the Stonewall uprising of 1969. Johnson was a founding member of the Gay Liberation Front and co-founded the activist group Street Transvestite Action Revolutionaries

Make something, fight something, share something, do something

I’m pretty hardcore