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Cowgirls don't take orders...

The most hated Doctor in the galaxy!

It's a nice shirt, Dave. Go ahead and buy it.

Vote with your stomach.

Born on a mountain top in Tennessee!

...not high maintenance

Everybody is "down" for the Count

Cultist Language from the video game Blood

Good advice from the Crosican Brothers.

Before the Winchester brothers, Scully and Mulder or even Kolchak the Night Stalker- There was Kane, the savage grandfather of all supernatural huntsmen.

Robert E. Howard's original monster slayer. Accept no substitutes.

Show your devotion to your significant other or just to the greatest lovers of all time-Herman and Lilly Munster!

Terrify your enemies and oppress your lab partners. WARNING: Under-Law clearly states that enjoying this shirt is mandatory.