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A pathetic emoji with the words: "All Things Are Possible (Even Stupid Shit)".

The words: "Every conception I have been involved in has been Immaculate!"

A drunk emoji holding a whiskey bottle with the words: "I'm not the Town Drink! We all take turns."

A credit card with a ball and chain on it and the words: "Buy Shit, Build Debt".

The dark side of the moon looks like a butt, with the words: "The Far Side of the Moon".

A No-Entry sign with the words: "No Regrets".

A Check Engine Light icon and the words: "You Turn Me On, WTF Light".

A likeness of Cliff imposed on a mug of beer and the words: "I consume beer; I impart knowledge".

A beer can popping open with a hops grain stock in the background and the words: "Have A Cold One".

A fiery skull and the words: "Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds"

A Motocross jump with the words: "TAut & PLAY WITH IT!"

The words: "I'd like to get to know you better. Tell me, What the hell is wrong with you?"

For light fabrics; the words: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???"

For dark fabrics; the words: "Whiskey Tango Foxtrot???"

A superhero diamond with the words: "BITCH is my superpower"

A pink rose with warning eyes plus the words: "Just don't push my Bitch Button!"

A male psychiatrist and the words: "I'm curious... What is it like being you?"

A woman psychiatrist and the words: "I'm curious... What is it like being you?"

A CAUTION sign and the words: "I Do Dumb Stuff"

(For light fabrics) The words: “I’m a mathmatishan X mathmatsian X mathamaticsan X Oh shit! I’m good at numbers!”

(For dark fabrics) The words: “I’m a mathmatishan X mathmatsian X mathamaticsan X Oh shit! I’m good at numbers!”

Gun crosshairs on a person with the words: "Don't Shoot Period."

A blue cloud background with the words: "I was having a good day; then you showed up!”

A gray background with the words: "A bad mood doesn't give you an excuse to be Cruel"

An angry black cat holding a bone with the words: "I FOUND this Humerus"

A Black Cat on a gray background with the words: "You'd better take me seriously"

Text only words: "Don't ask for details; I'm just makin' it up to see what happens."

A rusty old locomotive with the phrase: "I may be an old rusty bucket, but I'm still chuggin'."

A rusty bucket with the words: "This Old Rustbucket can still hold its water!"

Black text with the words: "Don't Read This T-shirt."

A mixing whisk with the words: "Mix It Up, then stand back and watch them eat it up!"

A sign with a hammer and a hard hat on it plus the words: "I'm Here to Inspect Your Hard Hat"

Two brown circles with Greek Alpha and Omega symbols with the words: "Say hello to my Alpha, Omega"

Two pink circles with Greek Alpha and Omega symbols with the words: "Say hello to my Alpha, Omega"

Angry black cat: "Why should I be sorry?"

Stylized woman walking away. The text reads: "My small voice inside, Screams when you show up!"