Illegal Foreign Object

Patrick Swayze was a king. Rep him at Grandma's holiday table like an absolute boss.

Created specifically to describe how I was feeling at the exact moment I made it.

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Pro Wrestling Fearsome Foursome!

We've gone and combined the greatest basketball game of all time with the greatest basketball movie of all time!

Terry Funk must've called "The American Dream" Dusty Rhodes an "egg-suckin' dog" a thousand times. Now, you can hop on Terry's bandwagon!

Once upon a time, Terry Funk created the famous "Dusty Sucks Eggs" t-shirt. Now, Illegal Foreign Object is pleased to offer the very first CODY SUCKS EGGS shirt!

Snap into it! Ooo yeah!

Tell the world how you feel EN ESPAÑOL.

It's not that deep, y'all. It's just the end of the world.

You won't find this shirt anywhere else. This is taken from one of Extreme's Waiting for the Punchline tour posters.

Jorge loves you.

The great Jimmy Valiant was a pro wrestling star all over the U.S., wrestling on top in New York, Georgia, The Carolinas, Florida, and Tennessee!

Once upon a time, The Great Power Uti payed the smackdown on Cliff Compton in South Africa. The entire insane story can be found on Colt Cabana's old Art of Wrestling podcast.

Volume 4 of our "Pro Wrestling Dream Card" series. This time we're headed to Dallas, TX, to see Ricky Steamboat square off against Randy Orton in a main event sure to go down in history!

The mighty John Steinbeck wrote some of the finest books in the history of American literature.

Punk rock royalty, Mr. Henry Rollins, ladies & germs!

My little nephew wanted a shirt that showed off one of his primary beliefs: that women are as strong as dinosaurs and can do anything! I had to make it happen for him and figured someone else might enjoy it as well.

Yet another "dream card" design from Illegal Foreign Object. This time we head to Georgia in our time machine, dragging several wrestlers along for the ride.

Who has the more dominant era? It is the new school pro wrestlers or the old school rasslers?!

Wrestling fans far and wide love fantasy booking their favorite wrestlers and promotions. We here at Illegal Foreign Object are no different! Behold! Volume 1 of our Pro Wrestling Dream Matches series!

Get spooky as a mutha pro rasslin' style with Illegal Foreign Object's Halloween 2020 design!

In the immortal words of Jesse "The Body" Ventura, "that's an illegal foreign object, Mean Gene!" Christmas gear doesn't have to be corny! Slip into one of these numbers and dump some egg nog on your head.

Buddy Rose was one of the most underrated pro wrestlers of all time. Now, you can rock his greatness for all the world to see!

We should've given Adrian Adonis his flower while he was here. Now, you can let the world know you love old school pro wrestling!

IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

IllegalForeignObject.com - Pro Wrestling from a fan's perspective

My friend Diaz Machinegun said he'd eat the goulash. Okay, eat the goulash.