Embrace our new world order today with this illuminati-approved merchandise! Maybe an illumina-tee, or a handy mug to hold your illumina-tea! The possibilities are endless, just like the power of our new masters!
Silly guards have no idea what it takes to be a real adventurer! From the 7000 steps of High Hrothgar to the long-forgotten underworld of Blackreach, you've been squashed, stomped, burned, frozen and stabbed a billion times and still manage to find the next big adventure! Wear this the next time a guard sarcastically asks if "somebody stole your sweetroll".