If the movie was based off a book, you know that book had to be good. In most cases, the book was better. If you liked the movie, read the book to get the full effect. You'll be glad you did.
Aw, yeah! You know what to do with that hank of yarn. You ball it! Or maybe you have your local yarn store ball it for you. Either way, you’re a baller! What, what!
Aw, yeah! You know what to do with that hank of yarn. You ball it! Or maybe you have your local yarn store ball it for you. Either way, you’re a baller! What, what!
It should be pretty obvious from the knitting or crocheting that accompanies you most places that you're usually thinking about yarn. However, to be certain you don't leave anyone guessing where your mind is and possibly coming to embarrassingly wrong conclusions, let them know by wearing this shirt.
You've got important shit to do and people who need you, but when you're in the middle of a row none of that matters. Stopping in the middle of a row could give you blue yarn balls syndrome! This could lead to months, if not years, of yarn shopping therapy. Go ahead, finish that row. Life can wait a few minutes.
I really love yarn. I have spun my own, dyed my own, and tried just about every kind of yarny craft out there. I love to touch it, organize it, shop for it, pack it in a box and move it to a new home, display it on a shelf, make lists of it, talk about it, think about it, fantasize about all the great things I'm going to make with it...oh, you're still reading? Then you probably love yarn as much as I do.
I'll admit it--without knitting to keep me sane, I'd probably do a bunch of really regretful things at work, get fired, then I'd take it out on my husband, we'd get divorced, then I'd be homeless with no place to keep my yarn stash nice and safe. It's a slippery slope. I'll keep on living this knit life.
Without crochet to keep you sane, you’d probably do a bunch of really regretful things at work, get fired, lose your home, then wind up with no place to keep your yarn stash nice and safe. It's a slippery slope. Best keep on living that hook life.
