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Give Henry a smooch

Fierce but cuddly (Also available with black line work)

Fierce but cuddly (Also available with black line work)

Make your chest taste better by adding a bundle of fresh herbs!

Like seeing your favorite chef knife through a portal to an alternate dimension, if bubbles could be portals to alternate dimensions.

Chill Lion's gonna tell you where the light is.

The closed Russian town of Mezhgorye is rumored to be home to many a mystery—some have called it the Area 51 of Russia. This may be true, maybe not, but what is an absolute truth, and the town's biggest secret, is the pack of mining bears that occupy the extensive caverns beneath the human dwellings. Some say that one day they will rise and seize control for themselves. Only time will tell.

If you ever find yourself in Snezhnogorsk, in the northernmost reaches of Russia, do not be surprised to find yourself confronted by inquisitive seals. While the Russian Navy is nominally in charge—it's where nuclear subs are repaired—the seals are the real power. Their presence on the town's flag and coat of arms symbolizes the citizens' recognition of their authority.

God gave you the gift of the gun. The gun is good! The gun shoots death and purifies the Earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth, and kill! All artist profits from sales of this design will be donated to Everytown for Gun Safety, a non-profit organization working to end the rampant gun violence in the U.S.

Bears are terrifying, we all know this. But what if they were also armed with medieval weaponry? That's the question asked by the flag of Yaroslavl Oblast, and one you can now make everyone you encounter ponder.

Apimposaurus got into the life for the easy money, but stayed for the clothes.

Here at the National Security Agency, we're not just the people collecting all your conversations and data. We're also your friends. You can tell us ANYTHING.

Founding member of legendary rap group Hostis Publicus, Flavian Flav (real name Titus Flavius Caesar Vespasianus Augustus) garnered fame in the LXXs with his flamboyant stage presence and solo on "CMXI est a Iocus."

No one expected Elizabeth Elephant to win the coveted Miss Savanna tiara, especially when going up against svelte Georgetta Giraffe. However, her inner beauty was more captivating than Georgetta's sleek lines, and she donned the sash of victory.

Without the bold Laika, modern space exploration would not be possible. Solute her memory, comrades!

Many worlds have known the terror of the coming of the great and terrible Galoctopus. Many fewer have lived to tell of it.

Papers, please.

When A.I.M. decided to conquer the internet with evil science, they knew they would need a powerful figurehead to lead the charge. They put top men on the job, and from their evil lab emerged a mouse eating organism, wishing death on kibble. M.E.O.W.D.O.K. quickly assumed control of the organization and the hearts of internet denizens everywhere.

There was nothing Moby Dick hated more than giving directions to sailors who had gotten themselves lost. And so it was that young Ahab developed a deep, abiding hatred for the stubborn whale. "I'd strike the sun if it insulted me."

It may not be easy being green, but you'd never know that from looking at Mr. Hopper.

First in war, first in peace, first in being digitized and transmitted to a digital frontier.

Xenu is my homeboy, and he can be yours. Let me tell you about space ghosts and volcanos...

Even the law needs a side gig.

Scientists now say that the Triceratops didn't actually exist, that mistakes were made by paleontologists. Well, they won't be so smug when this officer's lights blink on in their rearview mirror.

Whether at the library, at a restaurant, on an airplane, or at opening night at the opera, please, keep it down. The Silence thank you for your cooperation.

Wish Who Were Here is the 2nd studio album from the 3rd Doctor of the 6th volume 2nd iteration, the 11th Doctor overall and you know what it's a lot to go into but shine on you crazy diamonds

Few people know Spider-Man's secret identity. Even fewer know his greatest secret...a crippling fear of spiders. He only jokes to mask his self-loathing.

Do you need a package delivered under dangerous circumstances? Do you prefer your shipments to be carried in a way that guarantees explosions? UBS is here for you, baby. What can Jim Brown do for you?

Relax. Don't do it, when you want to go to it.

Pigs are not to be trusted with power. Let this shirt serve as a reminder for you and your loved ones.

Velocirapper spits faster than any other rap master, ripping other MCs like a toe-clawed soundblaster.

It's a school of mutants and a school of tears It's a school of hope, it's a school folks fear All the students are weird And the bad guys are near It's a small school after all

The award winning story of a supervillain's journey of mercy, love, and revolution.

Ladies can do things now, even sick skateboard tricks, and you're going to have to get used to that.

Sometimes a body just wants a milkshake.