The Patterson Film

In Borges's story, the A Bao A Qu lives on the steps of the Tower of Victory in Chitor, from the top of which one can see "the loveliest landscape in the world" .

Double A Road Vark.

The Adjule or Bush Dog (also known as Kelb-el-khela for males and Tarhsît for females), is a canine cryptid claimed to live in the North African region.

The agogwe is a purported small human-like biped reported in East Africa.

This creature was said to have yellow eyes, a dog-like muzzle, blue fur, sharp teeth, bird-like feet and leathery bat-like wings that span up to fifty feet.

Bear

The Bear Lake Monster is a being appearing in folklore near Bear Lake, on the Utah–Idaho border.

Bloo is a happy and friendly alien who will not harm you.

Blue Ninja walks your dog. "No charge, ma'am."

My little friend Bombo

The Cactus Cat (Cactifelinus inebrius) is a mythical creature and Fearsome Critter that has been reported in the American Southwest.

One hump or two, the camel will do.

Chimp with headphones

The Corfu Island Creature, also called Grecian Dolphin, is a strange, mutated, dolphin-like animal sighted two times off the coast of Greece by tourists.

In Sri Lankan folklore, the Devil Bird or Ulama is a creature said to emit bloodcurdling human-sounding shrieks in jungles at night.

El Cuero is an extremely dangerous South American lake monster, having a hairless head and spine, and a body has the appearance of a cow hide

It's an elephant.

Let's face it...

The Flatwoods Monster has not hissed at boys in the little village of Flatwoods, West Virginia, since Sept. 12, 1952.

It is an extremely thin, white humanoid with no discernible arms. A larger specimen appears to have webbing connected from each knee to the torso.

The alien has yellow skin, and is described as being very short. It has no arms, and pointed feet.

Greeb is easily startled and always paranoid.

Green Ninja has a flower for you. "Picked it myself."

The hodag was said to be born from the ashes of cremated oxen, as the incarnation of the accumulation of abuse the animals had suffered at the hands of their masters.

Indigo is the meanest and cruelest of all the aliens

The jackalope is a mythical animal of North American folklore described as a jackrabbit with antelope horns.

The kappa is a popular creature of the Japanese folk imagination;

The Lac Wood Screecher is an elusive yet loud creature that roams somewhere in Lac Wood, Quebec, Canada.

For legit weirdos

In the folklore of Lee County, South Carolina, the Lizard Man of Scape Ore Swamp is an entity said to inhabit the swampland of the region.

Mamlambo is a deity in South African and Zulu mythology, the "goddess of rivers", described as a large snake-like creature.

Monkey

In east African folklore, the Nandi bear is a creature said to live in East Africa.

Wash your hog, ladies.

Ogren is the dimwitted alien muscle.

Otter