Tenney's Weird Stuff for Weirdos an...

Based on an old lapel pin design from UFOrum

There are a lot of witches and magicians out there and you are probably one of them.

The sexist UFOlogist you ever needed.

At one time The Saucerian was the world's largest flying saucer publication and...AND it was created by Gray Barker! Eat that Mothman!

The Amalgamated Flying Saucer Clubs of America and Ashtar wish you "greetings!" from Interplanetary space command!

Enter the caverns and defeat our secret overlords. DESTROY THE DERO!

Historically significant weirdo John Keel once sold bumper stickers that read "Keel for King" this design is based on those stickers.

The only way you're going to see Bigfoot is by going outside. Turn off your computer, throw your phone in a river and go outside and have an experience.

Dad, Grandfather, Great-Grandfather, Uncle, one way or another if you like UFOs J. Allen Hynek is related to you.

Sometimes when something is going on you've got to get your voodoo on.

They are not owls. Who know what I'm talking about and let's not talk about it anymore because they know when you are talking about them.

It's time to face the facts, you've been abducted by aliens. Oh, sure you don't remember it... the fact you don't remember is the proof that you were! Aliens! UFOS! Saucernauts!

Back in the 1990's when no one cared about the fantastic show In Search Of... I wrote to Landsburg Productions and bought the rights to print t-shirts...crazy right? Leonard Nimoy was the best.

Maybe you'll go to Heaven, maybe the other place...maybe you'll become a ghost, maybe you'll be reincarnated as an alien. One thing is certain, your body...future dirt.

Is that a crystal in your pocket or is it ... multiple crystals? You know what really rocks? ROCKS!

You should never use magic for evil ...but it's funny to think about.

Listen I know you're weird and you know your weird but what's really weird? When weirdos think you're weird.

Stop arguing over which crazy thing is "realer" than every other crazy thing. Get weird and realize that what you think is weird is weirder than you think.

For centuries The Nain Rouge has been the guardian of Detroit. Anti-Nain forces have attempted to brand the Nain Rouge as a devil but WE know the TRUTH! Detroit Loves the Nain Rouge, and The Nain Rouge loves us.

Do you investigate strange phenomena? Are you tired of being called a Ghostbuster? This is your new designation. Ghostly Gumshoe!

I know you know that voodoo and hoodoo that you do so well. Also, I kn that you knew that I knew, because I know you're a psychic witch.

Do you spend hours pouring over declassified government documents? Do you stare at the stars waiting for the ufonauts to come take you away? If you do then this shirt is for you.

When a man was attacked by ghosts in an attic was it really witchcraft? Not at all...it was Wheatcraft.

Do you like Dracula? Did you know armadillos are one of Dracula's favorite animals? These rare creatures were known to inhabit Dracula's castle. We are fans.

Maybe E.T. and Close Encounters are the same movie...maybe not.

There is a difference between being a "creeper" and being "creepy" there is also a way to creep people out without creeping on them. During filming of a few TV shows, the cast was overheard saying "Tenney Creeps Me Out" but only in the spookiest way.

I welcome the arrival of our UFO overlords...come on aliens, get me off this planet!