Eat My Shirt

Random squiggles of colors that I like.

Chemistry is like cooking (just don't lick the spoon!).

My Pussy My Choice.

I Turn Grills On.

I love coffee, you love coffee. We all love coffee.

We like pineapples and you clearly do, too.

You think you're going to drag me away from my books? Ha, that's adorable.

September 8 was declared International Literacy Day by UNESCO on November 17, Show your support in this stylish tee. Netflix is out, books are in.

That's right, I Eat Glitter for Breakfast. You got a problem with that? Thought not.

So I eat glitter for breakfast, is that a problem? Thought not.

Unicorns are real, ok? Share your love of unicorns in this stylish, colorful design — available on a range of high-quality apparel and accessories. Collect them all.

Whatever you're into, just be chill about it.

If you can spell, you're not drunk enough

Different moods, different chills.

If you like piña coladas. Well, of course you do, d'uh.

If you like colorful triangles, you've come to the right place.