jkwatson5

Just remember, every time you look up at the moon, I, too, will be looking at a moon. Not the same moon, obviously. That’s impossible.

They're like kids but they don't leave clothes on the floor.

I've never seen Stranger Things than this.

Hot Belgian [Chicken and] Waffles!

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat and cats are useless.

“Rich people show their appreciation through favors. When everyone you know has more money than they know what to do with, money stops being a useful transactional tool. So instead you offer favors. Deals. Quid pro quos. Things that involve personal involvement rather than money. Because when you're that rich, your personal time is your limiting factor.” - John Scalzi

Who run the world?

I'm stealthy, like a ninja.

I don't watch news on television, unless there's a cat involved.

Please.

I don't know what I'm doing. I was gonna go home and fuck this guy, but now I just feel so profoundly empty.

Nobody can pop a pickle jar (or door) like Alara.

For the toughest Xelayans in space.