Jonnydem

Two great players coming together, reuniting for a single purpose.

The coolest Xbox is the KEANEUX-BOX. Be one of the coolest kids around with the coolest T-shirt around.

Add this sticker to any Xbox system to make it a KEANEUX BOX. Trust me. It will make it so much cooler.

Crush City is all about crushing balls beyond the stratosphere.

Deer Park doesn't make the news very often but when it does...

The Beard is unguardable.

This is not James Harden or Shazam... this is The Beard.

Toby went to Costa Rica didn't he? Well, guess what? He's back. He's back in all of his HR repping, joy killing, Pam crushing, divorced glory.

Warlocks Entertainment System on YouTube.

Diego Hargreeves - The Kraken - #2.

Allison Hargreeves. #3. The Rumor.

Spaceboy woke up every day alone on the Moon for four years.

You have looked into the eyes of Christopher Walken. You can't look away and you don't know why. You feel him pulling you in. Pure joy washes over you as you stare. He says something. What's that Mr. Walken? You pull yourself closer as you are dying to know what he said. You start to feel aroused like never before in your life. Christopher says it again but you still can't quite make it out. You get closer still. You get excited about the idea of kissing him and then you are afraid. Am i even worthy to kiss him, you think to yourself. You start sweating at the idea of your mouths touching when he says it again. This time you hear it clear as a cowbell, "Buy this shirt."

Ultra Feast was the feasts to end all feasts in the office. It would have been the kind of feast you would tell your grand children about. People would have come from miles around just to marvel at it's perfection. Sadly Ultra Feast was never more than a dream. A dream that died the day that Pam went off to have a dumb baby.

Other things you can't handle: beet farming, my karate skills, bears, and Recyclops.

Does Will Smith's Aladdin remind you of anyone? Does the one time aspiring Blue Man Group understudy come to mind? Yep, that's right, our favorite never-nude, the one and only Tobias Funke. If he could wish for one thing, it wouldn't be his freedom but probably A-NU-START.