Most people still think only women bake, but these days, more and more bakers are men. If you're a male baker, you should be proud of the baked goods you create in your kitchen. This design is for guys that like baking and are doing their part to show others what they're missing.
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Most of us rely on recipes when we cook or bake; we simply can't make anything that resembles food without them. For "real" chefs and bakers, you don't need recipes. If you're a food expert, this design is for you.
If you work in a bakery or simply bake at home on the weekends, you know what a rolling pin is for. For the rest of us, rolling pins are a great tool for shooing away stray cats.
Being nice is just something that comes natural to you. In fact, being kind is the only way you know of carrying yourself. Some would say you're sweet as pie.
Having kids is great, but it doesn't come without its sacrifices. One of the biggest sacrifices when you bring home a newborn baby is sleep. Sleeping is something that we all take for granted until we have children, but for kids, especially babies, sleep is optional.
As babies start growing and developing, you do your best to teach them right from wrong. However, babies are smart, and they know that while they're young, they can get away with anything. If you're a newborn, or even a toddler, you can do no wrong.
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There's nothing like having children. From the day your baby is born, they become the most important thing in your life. Being a new mom is special, and you'll quickly find that your newborn is always pulling on mama's heart strings.
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Sometimes, we don't give our dogs enough credit. We tell them not to throw their food on the floor for our dogs to eat, but they do it anyway. They of course know that the dogs are hungry and have to eat too. Maybe they're bigger dog lovers than we think...
Whether you're an airline pilot, fly planes as a hobby, or simply enjoy aviation, whenever you're flying high in the sky, you probably feel like your head is in the clouds. If that sounds like you, this design for aviation enthusiasts is for you.
When you're trying to learn something in school, it's nice to have a tutor, just not the kind that likes to pass gas. If you're not afraid to fart in front of people and consider yourself a tooter, this design is for you. Just know that wearing this shirt doesn't mean you'll be smart enough to teach anyone anything.
When someone asks you for pictures of your children, do you show them pictures of your Boston terrier? Some people don't seem to get it, but if you're a dog lover, your dogs are your children. If you're a dog parent, not a dog owner, this design is for you.
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For some reason, most people are afraid of snakes. Others, on the other hand, absolutely love them. This shirt is for those snake lovers that simply can't get enough of the slithery serpents.
What does gardening mean to you? For some, spending time planting flowers or weeding the dirt is a hobby. For others, their time out in the garden means much more. Spending time getting dirty out in the calm air with the sun in the sky simply can't be beat.
Just because you collect a paycheck doesn't mean you actually do your job when you get to work. If you're a lazy worker or you're mentally retired, this design is for you.
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Just because you go to work, doesn't mean you actually have to work. If you're one of those lazy workers that doesn't actually do their job when they get to the office, this design is for you. It says "In my head, I am always out of office."
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funny employee, bad employee, employee humor, hate my job, bad worker
When you become a new parent, your life changes. You might have been in charge in the past, but as soon as you bring home that precious newborn baby, you know they're in control.
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Being young is great. You don't have to listen to anyone; you get to set your own rules. Your parents might pay the bills, but it's your house, your rules.
Infertility is a hard road, and it takes someone special to battle through. Bring awareness to your personal journey as an IVF Warrior with this design.
Being pregnant is truly special. Knowing that you're carrying and growing a baby is simply amazing. When your child is born, you'll agree that the process of pregnancy should really be renamed to "making miracles."
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Pregnancy is no walk in the park. In fact, it's hard work. Pregnant woman sometimes lose their cool when someone says the wrong thing, but we'd all do the same if we were carrying around a small child 24/7 for nine months. Moms to be really shouldn't have to work a day job, because they already are. They're working hard.
If there's one thing kids are good at, it's finding a way to get to a place they're not supposed to be. They're also extremely good at getting away from you when you're not looking. They're great escape artists.
If you ever feel down in the dumps, remember that you're not alone. We all have those moments where we feel like no one cares about us, but deep down, we know that's not true. Know that you are loved and lean on those around you during difficult times.
Your two favorite things in life are baking and being a mom. How nice is it that as your child grows older, you can spend time with them in the kitchen and enjoy both of your passions at the same time? If you're a baking mom, this design is for you.
If you're a baker, you know that you're in another world in your kitchen. When you're baking cakes, cupcakes, or any of your favorite baked goods, look out; you've got your baking face on.
All my friends are on diets. I just don't get it. I mean, sure I wouldn't mind losing a few pounds, but doesn't every know that when you go on a diet, you can't eat cake? Sorry, but I can't go without my sweets!
Are you always tasked with bringing the cake, cupcakes, or any large quantity of food to every event you're invited to? Whether it's a wedding, graduation, or birthday, you're always responsible for the food. If this sounds like you, it's time you get an official title of "Unofficial Party Caterer."
Do you love baking, but need to spend more time in the kitchen? Don't worry. We all have to start somewhere. If your cakes and cupcakes aren't quite where they should be yet, that's okay. Just tell everyone you're a baker in training.
If you love to cook or bake, you spend a lot of time in the kitchen. In fact, it's practically your second home. It's only fair that people respect your rules when they're in your home, so the next time you're preparing food, say "my kitchen, my rules."
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Nothing beats hitting the open waters in a speed boat. With the sun in the sky and the wind in your face, it simply doesn't get any better. As soon as the weekend gets here, it's time to hop in your boat and hit those waves.
There are many reasons why a man might not have hair on the top of his head. In my case, it's for your benefit. I'd be a shame to cover up this beautiful, shiny crown.