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"Bat!" - Lazlo, "What We Do In The Shadows"

Tags: vampires, vampire, whatwedointheshadows, taika, tv-series

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"Bat!" - Lazlo, "What We Do In The Shadows"

Tags: tv-series, vampire, taika, taikawaititi, taika-waititi

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"Bat!" - Lazlo, "What We Do In The Shadows"

Tags: matt-berry, bat, taikawaititi, taika-waititi, whatwedointheshadows

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"Bat!" - Lazlo, "What We Do In The Shadows"

Tags: vampire, vampires, horror, humor, taikawaititi

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"Shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior." - Gina, "Empire Records"

Tags: renee-zellweger, 90s, rock, music-store, movies-90s

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"Shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior." - Gina, "Empire Records"

Tags: hipster, rock, alternative, renee-zellweger, movies-90s

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"you know me. I'm #teamstability..."

Tags: software-engineer, engineering

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"Satan has one son, but my sisters are Legion, Motherfucker." - Cordelia Goode, American Horror Story: Apocalypse

Tags: tv-show, feminist, feminisim, horror, tv-series

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"Satan has one son, but my sisters are Legion, Motherfucker." - Cordelia Goode, American Horror Story: Apocalypse

Tags: sarah-paulson-ahs, sarah-paulson, feminism, feminist, tv-series

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Street Smarts! (Throws money clip) You ain't getting me to no second location.

Tags: kid-gorgeous, street-smarts, netflix, comedian, comedy

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"You wanna know why, Karen?!? Because I could not AFFORD Adobe Photoshop!" - George St. Geegland, "Oh, Hello"

Tags: krollshow, new-york, george-and-gil, nick-kroll, comedian

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"I don't even have a joke for that, that's how much I hate that shit." - John Mulaney, Kid Gorgeous

Tags: john-mulaney-kid-gorgeous-tour, comedy, comedian, jokes

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"I loved his catchphrase in all the Star Wars films when he was like 'uh, Master Luke, the Imperials are going to get us. '3PO Out!" - Scott Aukerman, U Talkin' U2 to Me - eXPERIENCE + iNNOCENCE Tour Pt. 2

Tags: u-talkin-u2-to-me, c3po, scott-aukerman, adam-scott, podcast

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""Come on '3po! Why don't you shut up? Princess Leia, get over here. Hannie Outtie!!!...Luke, Fuck Off" - Han Solo"" - Adam Scott, U Talkin' U2 to Me? - eXPERIENCE + iNNOCENCE Tour Pt. 2

Tags: u2, podcast, earwolf, adam-scott, u-talkin-u2-to-me

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""Come on '3po! Why don't you shut up? Princess Leia, get over here. Hannie Outtie!!!...Luke, Fuck Off" - Han Solo"" - Adam Scott, U Talkin' U2 to Me? - eXPERIENCE + iNNOCENCE Tour Pt. 2

Tags: podcast, u2, u-talkin-u2-to-me, earwolf, scott-aukerman

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""Come on '3po! Why don't you shut up? Princess Leia, get over here. Hannie Outtie!!!...Luke, Fuck Off" - Han Solo"" - Adam Scott, U Talkin' U2 to Me? - eXPERIENCE + iNNOCENCE Tour Pt. 2

Tags: earwolf, u2, u-talkin-u2-to-me, adam-scott, scott-aukerman

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Hey, man. I'm Korg. We're gonna get outta here. Wanna come?

Tags: korg-and-meik, thor, thorragnarok, revengers, hulkragnarok

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We were like dogs without horses! Running wild!

Tags: jokes, quotes, humour, humor, john-mullaney

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so very tired. all the time.

Tags: sleep, sleepy, humor, tired-af, exhausted

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Because she's the raddest

Tags: actress-funny, sense-and-sensibility, entertainment, movies

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give more fucks care about things

Tags: current-events

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From the June 24th, 7pm Boston show of Middleditch and Schwartz

Tags: ben-schwartz, thomas-middleditch, improv, moon-king, comedy

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You're a model! You're a pizza! I'm a pizza!

Tags: auntie-freckle, freckle, caleb-gallo

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but i am le tired....

Tags: le-tired

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but i am le tired.....

Tags: end-of-the-world, le-tired

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I have incredibly high standards.

Tags: dean-winchester, spnfamily, spn, superatural-spn, winchester-bros

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Every party needs a mage.

Tags: hawkins, 11, demogorgon, eleven, netflix

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Fade In:

Tags: writers, writer, writing, author, movie

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Mrs. Norris!

Tags: wizard-people-dear-reader, wizard, potter, mrs-norris, movie-parody

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Mrs. Norris!

Tags: mrs-norris, hogwarts, potter, books, movie

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"You always got to look up so you don't see your weenie feet."

Tags: chris-gethard, comedy-nerd, comedy, tv, weenie-feet-bobbins

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Argus Filch!

Tags: books, argus-filch, potter, hogwarts, movie

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ronnie the bear!

Tags: movies, potter, ron-weasley, books, tv

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ronnie the bear!

Tags: wizard-people-dear-reader, ron-weasley, wizards, tv, books

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ronnie the bear!

Tags: wizard-people-dear-reader, ron-weasley, wizards, books, movies

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CATFACE MEOWMERS!

Tags: catface, cat, wizard-people-dear-reader, madame-hooch, books

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