Legit Hooligan

You have a choice. Either be kind, or be quiet. Better yet, be both. If not, just don't be a dick!

Well of course, I can leap off tall buildings in a single bound, just like a superhero. But only once though...

Sometimes, just regular combos ain't gonna cut it, you need something better, faster and stronger! You need a top row combo!

The British came, they saw, and they colonized. And guess what they said, right before they packed up all the precious artifacts and hauled them off to a museum in England? "This belongs in a museum"

Hold up, please stand by. Overthinking in progress...

Knock knock naughty Trojans, the Greeks are here! And guess what, it's murder time! Now y'all are wishing that you hadn't kidnapped Helen, huh?

Dude, we've been playing for so long, so you gotta tell me, where's my loot?

Gee Yusupov, I thought this was just a party for me. Now why do you have to go and pull out a gun like that? You're not trying to assassinate me, are you?

A family that plays together, stays together. And that's how you make video games work in a relationship!

Live a life of peace, tranquility and harmony, as we exist between the cycles of the sun and the moon...

Guess who discovered you guys! It's me, Christopher Columbus! Oh wait, this isn't India! Sorry guys, wrong country!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I married six, beheaded two - Henry VIIII

If I'm paying attention to you, it would mean one thing. Your philosophy is worth my time!

Its the coast, all about the coast and nothing but the coast! Coastside Rules baby!

Time to get back in control, and more control means more power!

Alright, stop! Grab your controllers and get ready, because it's game time!

I want to find someone. Not someone that's perfect. But someone to play video games with, and grow old together. So, how about that? Do you want to play video games, and level up together with me?

As an Asian girl, lemme tell you how I'll make you fall in love with me. If I cook for you, you will lick the rice cooker, that's for sure. Because this girl's got mad rice cooker skills!

Why can't we all just get along? We're all human, after all...

What, you have never seen an angry teddy bear before? Well, now that you've seen me, just know that I'm cute and cuddly, but can be mean too!

I have a secret life as a priest, that's my alter ego!

Who says gamers can't have a Valentine's Day? I know we've just met, and I asked you to be my Valentine, but do you wanna play video games and grow old together?

Let me tell you something about me. I'm nowhere near perfect. However, I'm not terrible, but I'm not that great either. So, what do you say?

If they are not there for you, the solution is simple. Walk away from people who put you down...

Just because things around you are falling apart, it doesn't mean it's your fault. Don't hate yourself. Everything is going to be okay.

Cuddles are essential, there's no denying that. But there's a proper order. Coffee first, hugs later. And then, only then, we'll talk...

Cheesecake is not just food, it's love, it's a passion, and it's a religion! And I'm proud to call myself a hardcore, dedicated, fanatical, cheesecake junkie!

Don't let anyone else ruin your day. After all, it's your day, right? So why not ruin it yourself?

When the sun, it's time to get your fangs out. And by out I mean in, because you're a vampire!

You always get what you pray for. Always.

As an Asian girl, lemme tell you how I'll make you fall in love with me. If I cook for you, you will lick the rice cooker, that's for sure!

I burn, over and over again. But then, in the end, I always heal...

Sorry my friend, I'm just here to steal your thunder!

Ready and looking forward to graduate? Well, after going through your GPA, we can safely say that all your grades are belong to us!

I have no super powers, so I'm guessing I'm the villain? That's not a bad thing, right?

Now listen here everyone! I need your attention, and your fullest cooperation!