Legit Hooligan

Let me say hello in Spanish, and then proceed to insult you in Greek! Hola Malakes!

Its time for things to get more risky, and more risque... Risky Radio, the only radio station in town that plays all the risky hits!

Always strive for authenticity over approval!

I'm keeping it fresh, keeping it chill, and keeping it smelling good! Just like an air freshener

Nope, I never said I'm a danger to myself and the others. I'm a danger to others, not to myself!

Heading towards the sun, like a bright Chrysanthemum...

Oh come on man! Is this it? Is this all? Dude, this sucks, seriously!

Silence, please! Pipe down! Cut the chatter!

It's all about taking a chance, and seeing how things turn out. Be brave, be bold, express yourself, and have an appetite for risk

You cannot beat me at this game, you simply cannot! Mark my words!

It's time to shock and awe, not just once, but twice!

The pirates of the day of the dead, when you need to plunder and celebrate Día de Muertos in style!

Since it looks like you're full of common sense, I gotta ask you, what's it like being a rocket scientist?

Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do, cause there ain't no cure for the Summertime Blues!

You're tuned in to Radio Los Piratas! The only, legit pirate radio of the seven seas!

What's that? I'm cute and huggable and you wanna hug? Guess I can't, because I'm all hugged out...

Listen to me! I'm proud of what I am! Part man, part machine, and all geek!

Check out my swag level. You can't touch this! In fact, you can't even get close to this! My swag level is godlike, so bring it on!

You are minding your own business. You see 2020 approaching. 2020 looks super mad. You grab your face mask and sanitizer. You died. So, do you want to try again?

Get ready to meet Quarantine Claus this Christmas. Keep your mask on, maintain minimum distance, have your sanitizer at hand, and everything will be fine...

Last Christmas, I gave you my mask. But the very next day, you threw it away... Now that I think of it, I should've been more health conscious

Well, looks like it's going to be a quarantine Christmas. Time to stay indoors and wait for Santa...

Seriously though, what's with the attitude? Are we gonna have a problem here?

'twas the Quarantine before Christmas, when all throughout neighborhood, Not a creature was stirring, you know, since there's a pandemic going on?

We don't stop playing because we grow old, we grow old because we stop playing. So don't grow old, keep on playing...

Get out there! Rediscover yourself! Take a chance! Explore and escape!

Hey, it's Santa Claus, climbing in through the chimneys on Christmas, being all sneaky, delivering presents: Now that is pure level Sneak 100!

I got so much attitude and I'm proud of it! Sometimes, you just gotta double down on the attitude

Do you believe in Rock & Roll? I do, and I will never stop believing!

The luckiest guy ever!

Out damned spot, out I say! Oh hey honey, have you seen the hand sanitizer? There seems to be blood on my hands...

Don't let life take control of you. Instead, take control of life, be you own destiny, and always be in control!

Well well well, ya'll thought you can woo my wife while I was gone? Well, guess who's back, back again? Surprise Malakes, Odysseus is home!

Ladies and gentlemen, we have some business to attend to!

Bring in the freaks, the fools and the weirdos! I ain't scared, I got my idiot proof mode enabled!

Don't ask me to stay calm, I'm always calm! I'm just chilling in my element, cold like an ice cube