Legit Hooligan

You got no chance buddy. No chance at all. Looks like you've got all the bad luck in the world. Guess there's nothing else left to say. Still, tough luck, compadre

Nothing beats a barbecue on a summer day. What can be better than food, family and friends? When the sun's out, it's time to get your buns out!

Hit the streets, hit full speed, pedal to the metal, and hit that nitrous!

It's not just those around me who think I'm badass. The entire universe thinks I'm badass!

Bask in the warmth of the midday sun, hit the beach and have some fun. The days are bright, happy and warm, 'cause it's summer heat all summer long

Get out there, take the world by storm, set a name for yourself, and make your hometown proud!

Yes, I voted. But what I want to know now is, what happened to it? Who's in power? Are they representing us? Are they by the people, from the people, for the people? But the biggest question is, dude, where's my vote?

Go ahead and vote. Its your duty as a citizen. But at the end of the day, all your vote are belong to us

Sometimes we all feel a bit glitched out, like we're messed up, and there's something wrong with our system

I'm not just anyone's sidekick. I'm the devil's sidekick. And I'm here to unleash hell, while also being cute and classy!

There's no need to feud and have conflicts. The only beef we gotta have should be over a sizzling hot, smoking barbecue...

Surprise Malákes! Guess you weren't expecting that now were you?

You think you're so smart, so cool, so perfect, and better than me? Nah, you got it all wrong. You see, you're just a wannabe, and I'm a prodigy!

Don't be afraid your inner weirdo, your inner maniac, your inner psycho. Show to the world that you are in a psycho mood!

Nope, you heard me right. I'm scouring the internet, having Google as my wingman, putting our search skills to the test, picking up good citations for my assignments

The one and only music label for all your old school hits, River Row Records! River Row Records: get lost in a world of vinyls...

Are you up for a challenge? Are you ready to fight? Are you ready to test your might? Well then, my question for you, good sir or madam, is art thou game? Come at me!

They say home is where the heart is. Nah, I say home is where I know the WiFi password, and where I automatically connect. And trust me, that is better than anything else!

More control means more power. Always have backup, someone by your side, someone you can trust. A good Player Two to your Player One means twice the control!

Greetings and good morning! Vault-Tec calling! Can I interest you and your family in a safe and secure future in an underground vault?

Life may or may not be a game, but that doesn't matter. Just like in the days of old, where we tried to beat the high score on arcades or home consoles, leave your mark in life. Make your own destiny, learn from your mistakes, be better than before, and beat your own high score!

It ain't just my house, my rules anymore. It's also my coffee, my rules! Because at the end of the day, it's all about me and my coffee. Everything else is trivial.

My skill with the piano is so impeccable, they call me the keeper of the keys...

If being idiot proof is an art form, let's just say I excel at it!

Be it in an art class or during a match of paintball, why not leave things colorful with a little bit of splash damage?

They say you should always accept life as it is, be down to earth, and above all, be humble. Well, guess what, life ain't fair! And I'm tired of being humble, and it's about damn time for a change!

Stop, look and listen. Take your time and explore what's around you. Because there's always magic everywhere you go...

They say revenge is a dish best served cold. Nah, not anymore. Everything is like fast food now, including good old revenge, and it tastes so good when served with fries

Don't just be the fittest guy or girl in the gym. Be the boss! Be the warrior! Be the cardio kingpin!

Press start or hit play. Either way, it's time to get back in the game, old school style!

They say theater is not just a form of entertainment, but rather a different set of perspectives where talent, art, emotions, voices and expressions all come together. And as actors, dramatists, and playwrights, we experience a whole other level of drama...

Here's what I have to say about me. I ain't good, I ain't bad either, but guess what, I'm just weird. Weird on a grand scale!

Hey everyone, what big knives you have! What's the special occasion? Quite possibly the last words of Julius Caesar, before he said Et tu, Brute?

You know what, I'm sick and tired of all these elections and corrupted politicians and false promises! The government can go right ahead and suck it for all I care!

Just let lose, get on the floor and dance like there's no tomorrow. But what if you're not in the mood? Well then, I'm gonna make you dance!

Yes, voting is a right, and your vote matters. Its up to everyone to make the right choice. However, go ahead and vote if you want to. Or don't. Either way, I don't really care...