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Really? We really need to be reminded about this? Are you serious?

What's that? You're fixing a couch and you wish there were no such things as springs? Uh-oh - Coily, Supreme Overlord of the Springs, is displeased. Spread his Dark Gospel throughout the land with this fun design. Based on the MST3K short, "Spring Fever."

For days when you're just not feeling the rest of society.

That was the worst play I've ever seen. But at least the effects were decent.

Someone I love went to Ba Sing Se and all I got was this t-shirt.

Let everyone know what side of Cincinnati's music scene you're on! If you're smart, you'll pick the #1 radio station. If you're not, there's probably room for you at WKRP. They made it all the way up to #14 on the rankings, out of all sixteen stations in Cincinnati.

New, delicious Soylent Pine: the miracle food of photosynthesis.

A shirt for those who act as a conduit between management and the basement IT department.

As advertised on WKRP, Red Wigglers are the best bait a fisherman can buy! Located downtown, mention our ad and get 10% off your first tub of Wigglers!

Oh, Tobias. The world would be a much more interesting place if we all had his particular knack for reading. Remember, if you go out for food after the weekly meeting, be sure to bring something to trade for mozzarella sticks.

OMFG: Ontario's leader in finance management. Fast, efficient, with pancake breakfasts every month for employees. You won't believe it, eh!

Ah, Malcolm. Such a way with words.

On a scale of one to Malcolm Tucker, how well do you handle ineptitude?