Luke Worthylake

This doodle is named Booger, for obvious reasons. Booger lost his arms in the divorce to his ex-wife Tamatha. But ghosts gon' be ghosts, so Booger couldn't blame Tammy.

This doodle is named Gandorf, for obvious reasons. Son of Gandalf, Gandorf was one of the most infamous pimps of the Seven Kingdoms. From Hogwarts to Narnia, his name when spoken send chills down the spines of lords and smallfolk alike.

This doodle is named Lenny, for obvious reasons. A kind-hearted soul, Lenny committed 13 murders in a span of 6 years from 1987-1993. Lenny also volunteers at his local food bank in his free time, and owns 2 cats: Pearson and Diane.

This doodle is named Wanda, for obvious reasons. Wanda works at the Dum Dum lollipop factory, and has eaten so many strawberry Dum Dums that her skin has turned a deep pink hue. She now has 6 weeks to live due to related complications.

This doodle is named Nelson, for obvious reasons. Man. What an ugly kid. Look at that mole - it's got a giant hair growing out of it. And his nose looks like a piece of cheese. Not good.

This doodle is named Gandink, for obvious reasons. Son of Gandorf, Gandink is one of those dudes who swims with his shirt on. He's not even a big guy........ I wonder what he's hiding under there.

Lil Pringle is making waves in the music business by turning down deals from Jay-Z, Kanye West, and Big Time Rush to pursue an independent career. His hit single "Jerk That" is out now on all streaming platforms.

Harry Bird is the reason Larry Bird started playing basketball as a young child. Harry was the Gatorade Player of the Year in Indiana when Larry was in middle school, and changed his name from Gary Chimbong to Larry Bird to try and emulate his hero.

GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!!!! :)

This doodle is named Squilliam, for obvious reasons. Squilliam has been through seven different PhD courses, but has not finished a single degree, due to his impressive stupidity. AND HE'S IN COLOR NOW!!!

These doodles are named Maurice and Jerome, for obvious reasons. Maurice first met Jerome at his fourth birthday party. We now fast forward to Maurice's seventh birthday, where they announced that they are expecting their second child together.

The story of Pinky is one of the best kept secrets in American history. One of Al Capone's favorite triggermen, this former mobster is actually the only man to ever escape Alcatraz and survive. He later went on to become a stunt double in several James Bond movies.

This doodle is named Gandorf, for obvious reasons. Son of Gandalf, Gandorf was one of the most infamous pimps of the Seven Kingdoms. From Hogwarts to Narnia, his name when spoken send chills down the spines of lords and smallfolk alike.

This doodle is named Wendell, for obvious reasons. Wendell is a seasoned Hollywood voice actor, with his most prominent roles being "Carl" from "The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron, Boy Genius", and "Chewbacca" from "Star Wars".

Just a bunch of boys boarding. Having a blast. Doing tricks and stuff. Electricity coursing through their veins and the air around them. Unbeknownst to them, these would be the good ol' days...

Pisseidon is not from our Earth, rather an Earth from a parallel universe. There, the oceans are not water, but piss instead. Therefore, they call him Pisseidon.

Drunkle has your IP address, and he's on your way to your home. Grab your loved ones and run!!! Go go go!

Artwork for my beat tape "A Matter Of Life And Death" out now on Soundcloud and YouTube. https://soundcloud.com/lukeworthylake/sets/do-you-feel-it

Pig-Boy has run a successful hostel for young people traveling throughout Europe for the past 15 years. His face is huge, as far as faces go, but when compared to other hostels he can't fit many people. His capacity due to fire safety is 3 midgets, or one full person.

This doodle is named Gandilf, for obvious reasons. Son of Gandink, Gandilf is mostly nocturnal, and uses his magic staff to keep his Velveeta the perfect temperature until he's finished eating.

This doodle is named Squilliam, for obvious reasons. Squilliam has been through seven different PhD courses, but has not finished a single degree, due to his impressive stupidity.

This doodle is named Mario, for obvious reasons. Remember those Neanderthals from the movie Night at the Museum with Ben Stiller? Mario's uncle played the role of Laaa, that guy with the lighter. Pretty cool. AND HE'S IN COLOR NOW!!!

Sandra is allegedly a centaur, but except being a half-human and half-horse, she's half-ugly and half-disgusting. Beat it, Sandra.

Artwork for my EP 'Do You Feel It?' out now on Soundcloud and YouTube. https://soundcloud.com/lukeworthylake/sets/do-you-feel-it

This doodle is named Jerry, for obvious reasons. Born and raised in Amsterdam, Jerry is ranked #3 overall in the European Squash league. Good luck picking up chicks with that line, Jerry.

This doodle is named Reggie, for obvious reasons. Reggie was the most popular kid in his class, due to him having 11 nipples. For comparison, my roommate in college only had 4 nipples. (True story)

Johnson cheated on his witch girlfriend, so as payback she replaced his lying ass body with the body of a snake. Now he's Snake Johnson.

This doodle is named Ed, for obvious reasons. Ed had a rough childhood, especially at school where he was teased for being different from the other kids - mainly due to his large fucking head.

This doodle is named Jimothy, for obvious reasons. Jimothy currently has a warrant out for his arrest, for robbing an American Girl store at the mall downtown. Personally, I think he was set up.

Jenny "Teeth" Higgins got her nickname in middle school because she ate her braces with her enormous teeth one time. She eats a lot of stuff, with her teeth. They're really big, so they call her "Teeth". She's also a fish, with big teeth.

This doodle is named Otto, for obvious reasons. Otto has two noses due to him absorbing his twin brother while in the womb. It is his most defining feature.

The namesake of Pope Francis I, the OG Francis was an Colombian legend. Francis was the leader of an elite task force responsible for taking down the countries top criminal organizations. Pablo Escobar once called him "an asshole".

Guiseppe misread the dosage on the edibles he took - so instead of taking 100mg he took 10,000 mg of THC infused nerds rope. He had to eat a dozen of the long ones, and that somehow didn't hint at something being wrong. What a fucking idiot.

Blammy is high as a kite right now. Hide your pringles and don't mention McDonald's around Blammy, because he will be feasting one way or another. Blammy's picture is next to the word "munchies" in Webster's dictionary.

The lesser known younger sister of Big Chungus himself, Madame Schlappy has carved out a respectable living from out of under her brother's shadow. The Madame runs an elite swim school on top of her head that has produced Olympic legends including Michael Phelps.

Big Hog The World Eater used to just be called regular ol' Phil. That is until he rode a hog and ate the world. Any questions?