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What could 2020 throw at us next?

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2020 Alien News Year’s Eve Baby bursts out of 2019 Old Man Time’s stomach and says “How do you like me now?!”

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A car load of spiders orders 4 large orders of Flies at a fast food drive thru.

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As a third fish swims away, two other fish realize that they were talking to its Ass Hole the entire time.

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A hamster looks out of its cage and is happy to see that “Now those bastards are getting a little taste of my life!”

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A sign gives directions but it was obviously created by a committee as it is just a bunch of squiggles.

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A deer crosses the road with a very bad attitude.

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A long line of penguins wait for their turn to use the only washroom on the South Pole.

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A turtle looks in his closet and tries to decide which shell he should wear that day.

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A kid writes over and over “I will not waste chalk” on the chalk board.

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A man wearing only his underpants puts up a sign with a picture of a pair of pants and the words, “Missing” and “Reward”.

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A couple cannot kiss for two or three weeks after being pronounced man and wife during a simmer wedding in 2020.

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Kids cannot attend their high school Prom in 2020. The disco ball has been replaced by a giant Corona virus spoor.

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Graduates cannot attend their graduation ceremony in 2020 so they must graduate by themselves in self-isolation.

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A sick sandwich is in the hospital and is getting a transfusion on new Maya and Zesty Mustard.

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Inside of trying to escape the maze, the rats decide to play hide and seek in the maze.

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The devil tells a new arrival in Hell that his room has been comped because he was such a big sinner.

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One, not so clever hamster asks another hamster how to start their hamster wheel.

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A doctor breaks the bad news to a Lactose Intolerant Cow

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The “girls” get their signals crossed when talking about supplies for movie appreciation night.

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Was the Submissions The World's First Selfie, the Shroud of Turin?

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A middle aged guy can’t keep with the younger guys at the water balloon race

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A monk seems to be having more fun than the rest of the guys.

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A couple of nun’s step into the ring/corral to duke it out

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Mrs. Claus asks a little elf to "check it out back there" while at a lingerie store

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A sausage realizes that he is at the boringest sausage party ever as he has to watch the host’s endless slide show of their vacations

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One fish taunts another fish who thought it would be a good idea to "Think Outside of the Bowl".

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A group of jazz dancers cross the road at a Jazzy Crossing sign in a very Jazzy way

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Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands

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A kick-line of deer cross the road Radio City Rockettes style.

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North Pole Elves working at the North Pole Adult Toy Testing Lab

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