Wandering Melon Cartoons

I man is threatening to jump from a ledge if he has to go to one more team bonding weekend.

An old cat in a motorizes scooter chases an old mouse driving a motorized scooter.

A group of beach goers are attacked by sharks that remove your pants instead of biting.

The paper boy comes with an enforcer to collect and you had better pay up.

A bunch of little marshmallow campers are scared silly by a story about a marshmallow getting roasted over a campfire.

That's my cousin James. He was raised by a family or gophers.

A bartender at a wild west saloon orders two cowboys to "take that outside" when they want to swim in a little wading pool.

A group of people at the Commuters Support Group can't break the habit of lining up.

Sadly, Sandra was the only one to show up at the support group for those with abandonment issues.

A prisoner in an interrogation room tells the cop he will tell him anything as long as he tells the little toddler to stop playin peelaboo

A mother and son bee visit their husband and dad during visitation day at the bug jat

Funny gift for fans of cavemen and cavewomen. A caveman and women some across a sigh that says "No Hunting or Gathering".

A funny gift for a snowbird. A bunch of old times float around in a Florida condo pool and talk health issues and early bird specials.

A funny gift for fans of weird humor this one with hand puppets. A “naked” hand walks down the cat walk cheered on by a bunch of hand puppets at the hand puppet strip club.

A funny gift for a new dad. A cowboy pushed a little covered wagon with his new baby in it.

Funny car for police officer. A cop pulls over a clown car and tells ALL of the clowns to get out of the tiny car.

Funny card for a women after a breakup. Two women enjoy a wine at an old door café and one notices an Amish man holding a sign that says, “AMISH YOU” causing one woman to say. “Remember your old boyfriend from Pennsylvania?”

A dog drives up to a fast food drive thru and tells them that this time he is not going to beg for his food.

A pirate teacher at Pirate School is going to teach the class of pirates the three “ARRRRSSSS!”

Three drunken balloons are at a bar and one has the brilliant idea that they should all go and get tattoos.

Two kids casually observe a terrifying ghost but aren’t scared because they have already accidentally seen their grandfather naked.

A mouse police detective tell bystanders to stand back as a mouse on the trap squad tries to defuse mouse trap.

Two mountain climber look at the famous Mount Keister. One warms the other to be careful as it could go off at any time.

A man with and windsock hat tells a woman that he works at the airport. Funny gift for pilot and airport workers.

A troubling look into the seamy underbelly of the Thanksgiving Holiday as a coroner turkey carves up a roasted turkey. A funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt

Two CCTV cameras look at each other with love in their lenses.

Two penguins spot each other from across the crowd and only have eyes for each other. A funny gift for valentines.

I graffiti artist spells out “I love you” for his sweetie. A funny gift for Valentines.

A guy shows his affection in a special way. A funny gift from a guy on Valentines.

Two penguins spot each other from across the crowd and only have eyes for each other. A funny gift for valentines.

A group of people engage in inane small talk at the Annual Convention of Small Talkers.

A group of people are members of the Musical Chairs Club but they all refuse to get out of their chairs to play.

A lab rat in a maze is relieved to have finally found the washrooms.

A doctor tells Peter Cottontail that he has an STD known as Cottontail.

A person beats the odds and wins the lottery and then gets eaten by an alligator.

The sign in front of the "Nashual Instatoot ov Bad Spellin and Knot Good Gramer"