MagPye

When the millennials tell you it's time to move on, let them know you're not quite ready to go gentle into that good night.

Do you like to watch? Birds, that is?

How many people know how to use a bidet? 1 out of 100.

Try spelling elite without Eli, can't be done.

We're not in this together.

Different, not necessarily.

Yeah, that's right, here for the long haul.