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Perhaps you have an appreciation for fine Italian design. Or maybe you just like making fun of people who do.

If the combination of the words "bougie" and "frick" make you laugh, then there is a good chance that wearing this t-shirt will make many others laugh also.

If the combination of the words "bougie" and "frick" make you laugh, then there's a good chance this shirt will make others laugh when you wear it.

Maybe you are all about high-end Italian name brands. Maybe you just like to make fun of people who are.

Bougie is as bougie does.

Join the Chicken Revolution! Eat your own super-healthy eggs with bright orange yolks every freakin' day! Build a bougie coop with hip wallpaper and Italian marble flooring! Learn to speak "broody"! Turn your boring grass into a pearly poopy compost for garden veggies! Create lively TikTok videos of your hens in hand-crocheted clothing for a lucrative side hustle! If this sounds like heaven, run to your nearest Wilco and pick up some chicks! They're cluckin' fantastic!

For those who are NOT compelled to "yah mo burn this place to the ground" after hearing the song numerous times.

Soothing soft rock, gentle ocean waves....a yacht? Yah Mo B There!

When Joe Walsh wrote "Life's Been Good To Me So Far" back in 1978, he had never owned a Maserati, however the mere mention of said automobile (whose top speed was actually rated at 133mph) helped revive the failing Italian sports car company. Many years later, Joe finally bought a Maserati because he felt he was letting people down whenever they asked about it, but says he has never driven 185 with it. "I chickened out at 140" he said.

Whether you have a favorite witty bartender that you need a perfect gift for, or maybe you're just a fan of classic rock lyrics, this is a phrase design that will have everyone feeling alright.

Whether you have a favorite witty bartender that you need a perfect gift for, or maybe you're just a fan of classic rock lyrics, this popular phrase design will have everyone feeling alright.

The actual beach that the Ramones are referring to in the song. Apparently, it's not too hard to reach, provided you don't mind hitch-hiking.

A punky nod to the Ramones with this real life beach destination on the Oregon coast. The Rockaway Beach that Joey sings about is actually in Queens NY.

In the song, Cracklin' Rosie is a store-bought woman who can make Neil sing like a guitar hummin'. However, you have to admit it sounds like a rosy pair of butt cheeks.. or maybe breakfast cereal. It's one of my favorites from the great Mr. Diamond.

Howdy Doody/ Big Lebowski mashup. As far as I know, it's the only one that exists.

Howdy Doody had 48 freckles. One for every state (before Hawaii and Alaska were admitted in 1959). He was also the most lucrative commercial spokesmodel of the era, earning more per year than Bing Crosby.

If you and your friends can't get to the Blarney Stone this year, here's another suggestion for something to kiss.

I think this design speaks for itself.

Weed out the Ramones posers by wearing something that an actual Ramones fan would recognize.

If you've ever felt the need to buy a gift for your favorite bartender.

If you've ever thought that part at the end of "Living in the USA" was a regretful spontaneous decision, here's your chance to make fun of it.

A Ramones shirt for someone who actually listens to the Ramones.

Wear this shirt, and the true Ramones fans will find you.

The legendary Ernest in a quasi-hip hop fashion design.

One of the great privileges in my life was seeing the Ramones at Lollapalooza '96- the year they disbanded. 40 minutes of blistering garage punk classics. It was wonderful. Devo was the surprise guest, if you can imagine that.

If you have ever found yourself saying "My dog could do a better job as president."

My momma told me not to get a Roy Orbison tattoo on my keister. What momma doesn't know won't hurt her.

Swiftie Nation may be the greatest superpower the world has ever known.

Jim Varney as Ernest P. Worrell showing off a surprisingly toned bicep.

Almost anyone who is 45 years old or more knows exactly what this picture sounds like.

Just a little song about grapefruit wine, high-heeled sneakers, and funked-up music- which includes, but is not limited to- hungry reggae, blues, the King, and somebody else's favorite song.

This is a perfect gift for anyone who overuses the term "common sense." See also my Big Lebowski-inspired "The Dood Abides."

Line dancing, beer swilling, honky-tonkin' mullet pride. You can't go wrong wearing this shirt featuring the the Achy Breaky Miley Maker in his prime with an H Montana catchphrase.

So much more than a surfing song. If you're aware of the law of attraction, you'll recognize that positive vibrations are the very power that brings everything good into fruition.

They've got a name for the winners in the world. I want a name when I lose. They Call Alabama the Crimson Tide. Call me Deacon Blues.

A neon tribute to the quintessential cocktail that's landlocked in the most rad decade known as the 80's.