ManicWax

He upset, he naked, he new to the world.

You ever run over dog poop with a lawn mower?

RELEASE THE KRAKEN! But why was it Zeus with the Kraken? Shouldn't that have at least been Poseidon?

Budgies be beepin.

For reasons. Parts unknown. It's for Spike...

I AM BERRY CRABBY WITH YOU. HOW. DARE. YOU.

Need to let people know you aren't about to do what they asked? Or maybe you just need to throw your shirt at some jerk that cut you off, either way. This is a good shirt, huh?

Borney is a dinosaur who wants to eat some new people.

Hair looks bad already, Grey Spaghetti. She feels nervous but on the surface she looks happy and witchy, ready to drop spells but she keeps on forgetting what her book said, the whole town burns her down. That is all.

Yo, who's ready for too many pumpkins? I always am. Always.

It has a tiny copter, haha.

Did you notice all those pie charts? I made a shirt of it, that way they go away faster.

Wear with pride the abundance of societies caloric intake.

This is a very happy axolotl. You need this kind of positivity in your life.

Are you a sad or disgruntled being? is this your resting face? Then you should wear this shirt all of the time no matter how many stains it accumulates.

Something a certain trashcan dwelling grouch once said.

You know what this means.