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Visit sunny Tanis! Legendary lost city in the Nile Delta and rumored to be the resting place of the Ark of the Covenant! Book your tickets now... ADVENTURE AWAITS!

David Lo Pan is back with two wives and a monkey monster to chauffeur his heavenly hotrod through the hell of the too-cool-to-stay-dead sinners. Lo Pan's not such a bad guy... he wants what every red-blooded man wants... to go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave. The Chinese characters say "Lo Pan Express".

Good guinea pigs gone bad!

My chopsticks don't want none unless they're dim sum buns!

The female of the species is more deadly than the male

M-I-C... K-E-Y.... Ack Ack Ack Ack Ack!

This is the answer to the question "What if Star Wars had been filmed in Mexico as a luchador movie instead?"

He was a happy go lucky kind of amphibious gill man until the day the woman in the white swimsuit went for a dip in his lagoon and ruined his life.

After headlining the Yavin IV Victory Celebration, the Modal Nodes cut their first album, Private Tatooine. The album was a big hit on the holonet and Figrin D'an took the band on their first and only pan galactic tour.

Zig adopted many of the upbeat traits of his host. He'll still kill you, but he'll do it with a cheerful smile!