Well, if you were "lucky" enough to attend the ill-fated TRUMP UNIVERSITY between 2005 and 2010, you'll be sad (undoubtedly) that no alumi merch is available anywhere – except here! We're the OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED* supplier. See, those bastards in NY closed the merch operation when the court ruled the entire thing a fraud. And bad news: Your credits may not transfer! Ouch. Yeah, it seems ol' Donny-boy Trump started a scam (what?), called it a university (illegal) and scammed thousands before it was shut down. But never fear, you can get all your cool gear here! Fully authorized by Donald Trump**, we're the EXCLUSIVE VENDOR for grads and undergrads alike. Get your Trump on (literally), now! *Not really **Of Treestump, MI

Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America... and possibly, our last. Most rational, informed people and Trump watchers know him to be an utterly ruthless, amoral career conman who has parlayed a family fortune into phony-baloney mega billionaire status. Marginal celebrity status as a “successful tycoon” (which he’s not) turned a publicity stunt into the White House. But he’s not done yet. The deranged demagogue seeks to be nothing less than tin-pot dictator. Having told over 10,000+ lies (Dec 2018), it’s fair to say the Commander in Chief is really Liar in Chief. Trump has no shame, but you can show just how “proud” you are of the “Stable Genius” with his special seal. Amuse your friends, while you still can.

It's Donald Trump as Uncle Sam. Except that in this case, given his proclivities, it should be UNCLE SCAM. This is the man who had to pay $25 million in restitution over Trump University, has violated election finance laws, committed charitable fraud, endless and enormous emoluments violations and alleged bank fraud and tax evasion – to name just a few of the sleazy activities the conman-turned-President is accused of. But, of course, it's worse than his crimes – it's his secret deals with Russia, and connections which seem to go back decades, to when he miraculously escaped from being over $2 BILLION DOLLARS in debt. Then there's his quisling enablers in the GOP, intent on selling you one BIG LIE after another – while selling out the USA!

OK. It's not really a movie. It's more like a 24/7 toxic dumpster fire consuming everything in it's path. But it could be, as the ersatz Commander in Chief burns down common sense, morality, decency and the rule of law. Inspired by the book of the same name by Micheal Wolff, this faux-poster for the mockumentary we wish we could have made is sure to grab eyeballs and make a statement. The answer to MAGA, it's probably not for wear in Texas, Florida or other red states.

The design showing what they use in sh*thole countries... like what the USA has become under this feculent, reeking pair of criminal miscreants.

For the "Trump Idiot" you know and love, about the "Idiot Trump" you don't know* and hate. It's PERSON MAN WOMAN CAMERA TV IDIOT. Another in the Transparent Trump design series, in this case, using his own words and revealing who and what the so-called "StableGenius" really is. Inspired by recent revelations that Donald isn't completely senile – he CAN remember five words for five whole minutes and identify an elephant on a (very) basic dementia screening test. Yay. So it appears it will be a while before the new nic Dementia Donnie will fully stick, though you can readily of see it from here. *Though after four years of this madness, you may FEEL like you know Donald all too well!

Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America... and possibly, our last. Most rational, informed people and Trump watchers know him to be an utterly ruthless, amoral career conman who has parlayed a family fortune into phony-baloney mega billionaire status. Marginal celebrity status as a “successful tycoon” (which he’s not) turned a publicity stunt into the White House. Having been found guilty of defrauding thousands with Trump University ($25 million fine), having been caught ripping off charities (his own, veterans, sick children, etc.), being suspected of tax, insurance, bank and wire fraud, it’s clear we should not “Hail to the Chief,” but to the Commander in Thief!

Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America... and possibly, our last. Most rational, informed people and Trump watchers know him to be a pathological lair, toxic narcissist and worst of all, very dangerous clown. He tells us he “has the best words” and is a “stable genius,” but it’s clear to any objective viewer that the man is a fool. A six times bankrupt business disaster who fancies himself a mogul, a man whom his Secretary of State called “a moron” and Chief of Staff derided as “a f**kig idiot,” it’s increasingly clear that Trump is not smart. It’s doubtful he’s even a “real” billionaire! Trump is every bit the “loser” he says his opponents are. We are not “winning.” It’s time to Dump Trump, the Chump!

Donald Trump claims he graduated top of his class, with a Master's Degree, from the prestigious Wharton School at the University of Pennsylvania, a lie he began telling when it wasn't easy to check. Like so many others, it's caught up with him. In fact, he got an undergrad degree from UPenn, and by all accounts was not a good student. It even looks as if he paid his way in and may have bought a degree on the way out. It must have inspired his own namesake school – Trump University. It was a scam. Even the name was a crime, as NY requires accreditation for a real university. Still, he conned many. But the state was not amused. Trump U was shut down and Donald fined $25 million. Today, Trump can't get a degree from his own would-be Wharton!

GROPE, reboot of our badass redo of HOPE, now updated for the Trump 2020 campaign So go ahead and follow Donald... Grab Em By the Pussy and never look back! "Celebrate" four years of the fabulous and endless Trump horror show — in anticipation of four more! :-o

Well, if you attended the now defunct TRUMP UNIVERSITY between 2005 and 2010, you probably know two things; your diploma didn't help get you a job, and Trump sucks.But if by some fluke you got the job, by way of what you "learned" at TRUMP U, you're more likely than not to have long since been FIRED! Sorry about that. See what happens when a conman runs a school? Ah well, cheer up. No matter what they say, you're a WINNER! And here's your chance to show the world. Even if your paper is worthless, the experience was "priceless". An OFFICIALLY AUTHORIZED* shirt, mug, hoodie, etc. will bring back those great memories, like the time you got to "meet" Donald (and pose with his standee) and the sales pitch promising riches beyond compare.

Official* Merch of defunct Trump University, the private "school" for would-be real-estate moguls, fully authorized by Donald Trump**. Founded in 2005, and grounded by New York state five years later, the Class of '05 is the only one which got a chance to fully absorb the ineffable wisdom of the Great Man (by way of his life-size standee). They'll never forget the Trump U motto: "Greed Never Sleeps" – and now, neither can you. Makes a great gag gift for Trump haters and fans of higher education everywhere. *Not really **Of Treestump, MI

Official* Merch of defunct Trump University, the private "school" for would-be real-estate moguls, fully authorized by Donald Trump**. Founded in 2005, and grounded by New York state five years later, the Class of '05 is the only one which got a chance to fully absorb the ineffable wisdom of the Great Man (by way of his life-size standee). They'll never forget their time on campus (what campus?) or the lessons learned (i.e. "How to Fail at Business"), as exemplified by the arch comment below the logo. Makes a great gag gift for Trump haters and fans of higher education everywhere. *Not really **Of Treestump, MI

First, in 2008 – what seems the mists of prehistory – there was the groundbreaking HOPE, perhaps the single most iconic political graphic ever made. Then in 2012 came NOPE, our sarcastic "crack back" which emphasized how Amerika felt about the second man trying to best our first black president. Back in 2016, with GROPE, we continued the tradition with yet another nod to the original and send up of the Republican candidate. Perhaps if we'd been on Teaspring then and sold just a handful more of these in the midwest, we wouldn't be currently living through a national nightmare of truly Biblical proportions. We're resurrecting the design for 2020 and beyond, because much to our chagrin and our nation's perennial shame, it's still relevant!